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* I decided that I was a Taoist after everyone kept telling me that I was in the Way | * I decided that I was a Taoist after everyone kept telling me that I was in the Way | ||
[[Image:Finger.png|thumb|100px|I do see you, I'm waving hello!]] | [[Image:Finger.png|thumb|100px|I do see you, I'm waving hello!]] | ||
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*Go to [[church]] and they say "Stand up for [[Jesus]]!" Go to the final game of the World Series and everyone yells, "For [[Christ]]'s sake, sit down!" | *Go to [[church]] and they say "Stand up for [[Jesus]]!" Go to the final game of the World Series and everyone yells, "For [[Christ]]'s sake, sit down!" | ||
*I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream? | *I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream? | ||
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*Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB | *Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB | ||
*Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures | *Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures | ||
| − | *There is no more " | + | *There is no more "Global War on Terror". Obama now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for climate change to fall under the same umbrella. |
*[[Sex]] is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get. | *[[Sex]] is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get. | ||
*The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish! | *The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish! | ||
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*Conference on Multiple Personality Disorder? I've half a [[mind]] to attend. | *Conference on Multiple Personality Disorder? I've half a [[mind]] to attend. | ||
*The difference between the Amazon village and a circus is that the circus is filled with cunning stunts. | *The difference between the Amazon village and a circus is that the circus is filled with cunning stunts. | ||
| − | *Just what the | + | *Just what the Global War on Terrorism needed. Extra innings in [[Afghanistan]]. |
*Becoming informed without [[Fox News|Faux Noise Channel]] is like attending an important foreign film without five screaming babies. | *Becoming informed without [[Fox News|Faux Noise Channel]] is like attending an important foreign film without five screaming babies. | ||
*Rachel Maddow for the conversation, Tina Fey for the [[masturbation|wankable]] Vanity Fair cover | *Rachel Maddow for the conversation, Tina Fey for the [[masturbation|wankable]] Vanity Fair cover | ||
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* Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures | * Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures | ||
[[Image:Homosexualsaregay.jpg|thumb|100px|Well, duh.]] | [[Image:Homosexualsaregay.jpg|thumb|100px|Well, duh.]] | ||
| − | * There is no more " | + | * There is no more "Global War on Terror". [[Obama]] now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for [[climate change]] to fall under the same umbrella. |
* [[Sex]] is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get. | * [[Sex]] is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get. | ||
* The [[Japan]]ese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish! | * The [[Japan]]ese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish! | ||
Revision as of 03:49, 8 April 2009
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About me:
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I practice the 10/90 Rule. Ten percent of my edits are pure gossip and the
other 90 percent of them are wasted on making RationalWiki a better project.
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Diary:
- If the hayseeds in Iowa legalize same-sex marriage, it will shame the "cosmopolitan sophisticates" in Oregon and Washington into doing it.
- God made conservative women more attractive to compensate for Republican "I Love Lucy" habit of sleeping in separate beds.
- China was feudal until 50 years ago. In feudalism it's your Count that votes.
- A new study says masturbation is a better cure for sinus trouble than medication. That might come in handy
- Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. Math and Alcohol don't mix: please don't drink and derive.
- Men's name for their clothing is "That Shit On The Floor" as in "Honey, I done told you to pick up That Shit On The Floor!"
- I decided that I was a Taoist after everyone kept telling me that I was in the Way
- Go to church and they say "Stand up for Jesus!" Go to the final game of the World Series and everyone yells, "For Christ's sake, sit down!"
- I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream?
- Q: What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? A: Clawing at the top of his coffin
- Never criticize a woman until you've walked a mile in her shoes. That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away...and you'll have her shoes!
- Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB
- Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures
- There is no more "Global War on Terror". Obama now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for climate change to fall under the same umbrella.
- Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
- The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish!
- Lucy Lawless turned 41 on March 29th. She will star in a new show playing the girl who buys Spartacus to be her slave. I just got one thing to say: "I AM SPARTACUS!!!!!"
- Conference on Multiple Personality Disorder? I've half a mind to attend.
- The difference between the Amazon village and a circus is that the circus is filled with cunning stunts.
- Just what the Global War on Terrorism needed. Extra innings in Afghanistan.
- Becoming informed without Faux Noise Channel is like attending an important foreign film without five screaming babies.
- Rachel Maddow for the conversation, Tina Fey for the wankable Vanity Fair cover
- Pope goes to Mount Olive. Popeye vows revenge.
- A kiss is an application for a better position.
- The Federal government shifts wealth from taxpayers to farmers NOT to grow potatoes, but the farmers are worried about the "socialism" of General Motors being nationalized
- Why don't Fundies ban that one book where a male character named David proclaims that his love for Jonathan surpasses his love for women?
- Never criticize a woman until you've walked a mile in her shoes. That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away...and you'll have her shoes!
- Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB
- Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures
- There is no more "Global War on Terror". Obama now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for climate change to fall under the same umbrella.
- Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
- The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish!
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