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<title>Most Annoying Web Page</title>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Welcome to this site!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you enjoy it.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('keep pushing ok to continue onto your surprise.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, while were waiting, how are you?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope youre fine.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im fine too, thanks for asking.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you didnt ask, did you?')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you dont even care how i am, do you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you think this page just created itself, dont you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('little do you know, a real person made this page.')</SCRIPT>
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== '''What Qualities Should A Bureaucrat Have?''' ==
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<SCRIPT>alert ('someone with hopes, dreams, a life.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you dont care.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youre such a rude person!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('since youre so rude, maybe i should toy with you for a while.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('becuase as long as these little boxes keep popping up, youre stuck.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('go ahead and try.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('stop doesnt work, does it?')</SCRIPT>
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'''A bureaucrat is the true voice of the people in a Wiki project. He or she is supported and recognized by <u>all</u> ''as a fair administrator of the rules, who does not spark controversy, but instead mollifies it, bringing users together rather than splitting them apart.''''' I cannot think of someone more diametrically opposed to everything the position entails than Conservative is. He never writes an article; he quotes pundits at length, pasting their opinions in for his own. He never responds to questions; he bans users or protects his talk page, or simply refuses to reply. He never mediates disputes; he creates them. Truly, I cannot imagine why someone who has been protested so much as a sysop would be recommended as a bureaucrat.-AmesG yo! 10:46, 26 April 2007 (EDT) [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia:Request_for_Bureaucratship&diff=next&oldid=129202]<br> <br>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nothing works. your stuck!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hahaha!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what if this stuff keeps going on forever?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('as far as you know, they do keep going.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, i guess were stuck together for a while.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('while were waiting, why dont we have a talk.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, a heart to heart.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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<small>Thanks to Hoji, for unearthing that quote! [http://www.rationalwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Conservapedia%3AWhat_is_going_on_at_CP%3F&diff=106680&oldid=106668]</small>
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var namePrompt = prompt("so, whats your name, anyways?","");
 
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        alert(" nice to meet you, "+namePrompt+" thanks for coming to the site.");
 
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  {dispname(namePrompt);}
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have a weird name!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you must get teased a lot.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what kind of person would name their kid your name?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('not my parents.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe yours, but not mine.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I mean, just look at your name!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('gosh, were they drunk or something?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Just kidding, its not that bad.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('yeah yeah, i know what your thinking...')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I have things to do!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('People to see!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('or is it the other way around? heh heh.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But this is actually pretty fun.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('for me it is.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Are you mad at me though?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('This is actually pretty irritating.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But dont blame me.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('blame whoever sent you this link.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('theyre the ones who want you to go through this torture.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is torture, isnt it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I bet your finger is getting tired.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to keep clicking and clicking...')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking and clicking......')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you dont get carpal tunnel syndrome.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont sue me if you do.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('ill just deny it.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you could just hit spacebar if you want.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it works just the same.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, what should we talk about now?')</SCRIPT>
 
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var namePrompt = prompt("make a suggestion:","");
 
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function dispname (namePrompt){
 
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        alert("  "+namePrompt+"??!!!???! what a dumb thing to talk about!");
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('are you stoned are something?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean wake up, ive heard of dumb things but jeez.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('no, just kidding, that wasnt THAT bad...')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its just that its kind of a boring subject.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('soOoOo...')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess youre getting pretty tired.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youve been here for a while.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so far, its been 65 alerts youve gone through.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('65! can you believe it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what my favorite number is?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('guess.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nope, guess again.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('my favorite number is 150.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think thats a nice, big number?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('why dont we try to get up to that number?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think that would be fun?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('we could go alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('150! that would be the coolest!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('then you could tell all your friends..')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i went to this fun page,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and we had to get through 150 alerts to get in!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but once i got in there,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it was the coolest place in the world.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because theres a surprise at the end, you know.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('a really, really, really cool surprise.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool cool cool.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool times a trillion.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but to get there, you have to get through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('should we try?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('lets try.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 89, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('90.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('91.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('92.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('93.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('94.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('95.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know whats cool about this alert thing?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to listen to every thing i say.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and you have to agree with it')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because every time you push ok, you agree.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like, if i say -you suck!!- you agree with me.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because you pushed ok, you agreed!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you stink!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('agreed with that too, didnt you?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('haha, this is soooo fun!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('were on number 105, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('45 to go!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, if i were you..')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i would get really mad at whoever told me to go here.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean, they are totally wasting your time!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, now its your turn')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('to send this adress to people you know. ')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('now you can waste other peoples time')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like i wasted yours.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, just send this adress to your so called friends,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and perpetuate this little torture device.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is alert #115, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im running out of things to say.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe i should type one word at a time now.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('game')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('annoying')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('isnt')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('by')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('the')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('way,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('133')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, seeing as how we only have 16 more alerts to go,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess i should start saying my goodbyes.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its been a long hard trip for both of us,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and i know its been an annoying one for you.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you are probably getting really mad,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe you are fuming with anger.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i bet you are going crazy.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, theres a lesson to be learned of this.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('always ask how someone is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('when you first meet them.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it would be a better world for everyone')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('if we all were a little more civil.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, goodbye, sayonara and adios,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('peace out my friend.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and be proud')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('that you made it through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 150, so i guess its my last one. i hope you had fun reading these, and i hope you pass this page along to your friends! bye!')</SCRIPT>
 
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Revision as of 23:17, 29 July 2008





What Qualities Should A Bureaucrat Have?

A bureaucrat is the true voice of the people in a Wiki project. He or she is supported and recognized by all as a fair administrator of the rules, who does not spark controversy, but instead mollifies it, bringing users together rather than splitting them apart. I cannot think of someone more diametrically opposed to everything the position entails than Conservative is. He never writes an article; he quotes pundits at length, pasting their opinions in for his own. He never responds to questions; he bans users or protects his talk page, or simply refuses to reply. He never mediates disputes; he creates them. Truly, I cannot imagine why someone who has been protested so much as a sysop would be recommended as a bureaucrat.-AmesG yo! 10:46, 26 April 2007 (EDT) [1]

Thanks to Hoji, for unearthing that quote! [2]

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