User:Storytellershrink

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Me in a nutshell. Acutally it's a box.

This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-4.12,-4.10). This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas! This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user may not agree with a word you say, but will punch you in the face till you shut the hell up The above userbox is a joke and the real thoughts will be found below this This user may not agree with a word you say, but defend to the death your right to say it This user believes in equal rights for gay people. This user finished the final Harry Potter book withing 16 hours of receiving it. Didn't everybody? This user worships the great carpenter. Bob the Builder.

Stuff I am mildly interested in

Religion

I am currently in the process of a new religion. Chaotic Cult of Last Thursday's Golden Invisible Pink Unicorn Shaped Pasta's Frisbee. It's a combination of Discordianism, the Cult of the Golden Orb, Pastafarianism, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Frisbeetarianism, and Last Thursdayism.

Freedom

My feuding beliefs that everyone has an opinion and it should be seen, and the fact that some people actually believe what Fred Phelps says. The feud being he might be the one exception to the rule of Volt.

Education

Which Psychology/sociology would be the best to study.

Biscuit Yankee-ing

Why Bobby Flay put black pepper on his biscuits. With a lemon-orange marmalade with blueberries? DON'T YANKEE WIT TEH BISCUITS. Please excuse me for the outburst.

NKOTB

HOW THE HELL CAN I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS STUFF.

Andy

My personal favorite article on Conservapedia is http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Movies. In the talk page they discuss things, openly admit they are wrong, then say, well, they aren't conservative. Irony is a fatal bitch.

Politics

Hmm.....Politically, I consider myself (Goddamit, [if that offends you, go sponsor the Patriot Act] every time I find my thoughts on the point at which I belong on the political scale, it turns around and bites me in the ass. Therefore, I like gays, free speech in all possible forms, destruction of all anti obscenity laws, the destruction of abstitence "education", gradual troop pull out, guns, and poking badgers with spoons, sinful as it may be.)

Quote Wars

“”A Freudian slip is like saying one thing, but meaning anal sex.

—Sigmund Freud

“”Wait a moment, thats just silly.

—The Colonel

“”Who's the Colonel, I've never heard of him

—Average American

“”He was a Graham Chapman character in Monty Python

—Montgomery J. Python enthusiast

“”Oh, I've heard of that. It doesn't sound very funny

—Average American

“”*twitch*

—S. T. Shrink

WHAT!!!!

Obama has declared himself to be a Christian, yet never replaced his Muslim name with a Christian one as many do, casting doubt on his politically self-serving claim. Obama downplays his Islamic background by claiming that his Kenyan Muslim father was a "confirmed atheist" before Obama was born, but in fact less than 1% of Kenyans are atheists, agnostics or non-religious. There is apparently no evidence of any Christian activities or local church participation by Obama while he was in Massachusetts from 1988-1991. Finally, Obama abruptly left his church in Chicago in 2008 when it became politically controversial, without first finding another church to join.

This....this really just blows my mind. I.....I really don't know what yo say to this. "Obama abruptly left his church in Chicago in 2008 when it became politically controversial, without first finding another church to join." MY GOD What do you idiots want him to be, a Muslim or in love with Wright? Have they snapped up on the goddamn story about his people removing the muslims, critisized it, then forgot to mention what they would say had they seen the women in the back ground? They obviously assume that Obamas father is 1.1 percent of the entire population and therefore, can't POSSIBLY be atheist. Oh, and he kept his name, god, call the presses, he's a muslim because he didn't change his name. So Dick Cheney is a penis and Bush is a vagina?

Inside links

People I admire.

Some rules I try to live by. When I can.

Outside links

Does anyone know who George Grie is? Picasso can kiss my ass.

Go here. Or don't.

I wrote this when I was watching Sean Hannity talk about Bill Ayers and just though what would a Hillary supporter say.....It may suck. If it does, please drag me into the street and shoot me. Or just critique, but the other one sounds cooler.

Pesky Libt responds

Ruusssshhhhh -- on the EIB network. I could tell you were a big Rush fan. He's a Libertarian you know. (Did i getcha on that one?)

As requested, i have responded on "your" global warming page, and also on the Libt:Talk page. I take it this is how i let you know -- notifies you at some point, probably Rem 23:30, 4 July 2008 (EDT)