User:Capercorn

Greetings fellow Intarweb Lulzorz, I am Anonymous Capercorn. I am one of the many conservatives who hang their head in shame at what the idiots at Conservapedia try to portray as real "Conservatism." I am a "liberal" Christian (in the sense that I can use basic cognative abilities, and realize that the Bible was written by people who had yet to develope the Scientific Method). I am still in high school, and because of my great love of not seeing people suffering because Zeus decided to screw a goat, rather than stop Mr. Tornado, I joined the Civil Air Patrol as a cadet. I am currently trying desperately to survive in the Great People's Republic of Madison, Wisconsin, until I graduate from High School. I am a nerd in the following areas: Academics, Air Force, Avaiton, Civil Air Patrol, Chemistry, Explosions, Firearms, Military, Music, Physics, Science...

Lies and slander

Well, this is where I put answers to questions about me on my talk page, fire away.

7 step Plan to take over world

1: Buy stocks in Hydrogen power

2: Wait

3: Amass Robot-Monkey army, with epic Hydrogen monies

4: Robot-Monkey army marches on something

5: OH, NOSES!!! TEH MONKIES ARE WINNZORZ!! WE R SURRENDERS!!

6: Gloat.

7: PROFIT!!