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Andreas Kjeldsen, on Danishness: "''Going back long enough, most of are Germans''"
 
 
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<font color="white">'''<big><big>B &nbsp; U &nbsp; S &nbsp; Y &nbsp; !</big></big>'''<br>This user will be visiting our outlying provinces from January 9 to 12. Internet access being what it is among the provincials, he may be unavailable until returning to the metropolis.</font></div></center>  -->
 
 
 
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{{Userbox|id-c=black|id-fc=gray|id-s=24|id=<tt>E</tt>|info=<center>This user is in ur [http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ fortress],<br>killin ur [[dwarf|dorfs]].</center>}}
 
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==Quote of the Moment==
 
 
 
{{Cquote|''Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ...the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness.''|20px|20px|'''Theodosius Dobzhansky''': ''Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution'' (1973)}}
 
 
 
==[[Søren_Kierkegaard|Kierkegaard]] Quote of the Moment==
 
 
 
{{Cquote|''Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour when every one has to throw off his mask? Do you believe that life will always let itself be mocked? Do you think you can slip away a little before midnight in order to avoid this? Or are you not terrified by it? I have seen men in real life who so long deceived others that at last their true nature could not reveal itself;... In every man there is something which to a certain degree prevents him from becoming perfectly transparent to himself; and this may be the case in so high a degree, he may be so inexplicably woven into relationships of life which extend far beyond himself that he almost cannot reveal himself. But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love, and he who cannot love is the most unhappy man of all.''|20px|20px|''Either-Or'', 1843
 
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==About Me==
 
Greetings. I am AKjeldsen.<ref> Unlike what [http://www.conservapedia.com/User:TK Sysop TK] may think, I am, in fact, neither [[User:Sid|Sid]] nor [[User:Kels|Kels]].</ref> I was also known under the same user name on Conservapedia until I retired in disgust on 2 May 2007.<ref>http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:Aschlafly/Archive20#Resignation</ref> In real life, I study for an MA in history and do a lot of other stuff that's not really important here.<ref>No, seriously - it's really, really unimportant.</ref>
 
 
 
I may or may not be a member of the ultra-devious-seekrit-hidden RationalWiki [[Cabal]],<ref>I have no idea how to footnote this.</ref> but it goes without saying that I can neither confirm nor deny that, nor can I neither confirm nor deny that such a thing even exists at all.<ref>[[RationalWiki:Guide_to_the_Hidden_Forum_%28or_there_is_no_cabal%29|There Is No Cabal]]</ref> If, however, I had been a member of such a body, had it existed, I am informed by a [http://editthis.info/rationalwikiwki/Cabal reasonably informed source] that I would have been so under the seekrit identity of "Hammer of God".<ref>[http://editthis.info/rationalwikiwki/CabalBut]</ref> But naturally, I cannot comment on that.
 
 
 
Also, for some obscure reason, I've been made an admin at our [http://forum.rationalwiki.com/ awesome and fabulous forums],<ref>http://www.rationalwiki.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=12</ref> which you should really go and visit. People with forum-related issues are welcome to [[User_talk:AKjeldsen|yell at me]].<ref>No, really!</ref>
 
 
 
==The Conservapedia Column==
 
 
 
One of the things I'm responsible for around here is that I used to publish the blog known as [http://cpcolumn.wordpress.com The Conservapedia Column], which aimed at diligently watching over events on Conservapedia, especially administrative actions by the sysop team, then writing <s>snarky</s> intelligent and insightful comments about them.
 
 
 
The Column is more or less closed down these days, since I couldn't really keep my interest in Conservapedia up in the long run, and I'd rather dedicate the limited time I have available to RationalWiki. Still, it's an interesting testament to those days back in the summer of '07 when the battle against CP was at its height and RationalWiki in its infancy. [/nostalgia]
 
 
 
==Resident Canon Lawyer==
 
 
 
Want to divorce that annoying princess whose tracts of land turned out to be not quite as huge as they appeared from a distance?
 
 
 
Or want to have your inept younger brother appointed to a cushy and non-demanding episcopal see somewhere far away?
 
 
 
[[User_talk:AKjeldsen|Call a canon lawyer]]! Reasonable rates and no inconveniences!
 
 
 
 
 
==Subpages==
 
Various projects.
 
 
 
[[User:AKjeldsen/Handling Inerrancy]]
 
 
 
[[User:AKjeldsen/Creationism and the Roman Catholic Church]]
 
 
 
[[Essay:Kasparov's Mathematics of the Past]]
 
 
 
 
 
==Emoticons For The People ==
 
 
 
[[Image:Nods.gif]] - '''<nowiki>[[Image:Nods.gif]]</nowiki>''' The mighty :nods: or :ja: smiley. Used to convey slight sarcasm, or Liberal Mockery.
 
 
 
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==DnD Kitteh==
 
 
 
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<big><center>[http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?mforum=trolllordgames&t=4373&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&mforum=trolllordgames Epic Thread of Tribute +5]</center></big>
 
 
 
==The Pipebomb o' Truth==
 
 
 
[[Image:pipebomb.jpg|Pipebomb of Truth]]
 
Die Lib'rul Scum!!!
 
 
 
 
 
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[[Category:Historians]]
 
[[category:High priority]]
 

Revision as of 19:21, 19 May 2008

Andreas Kjeldsen, on Danishness: "Going back long enough, most of are Germans"