User:AKjeldsen

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This user is currently working under an evil and far-too-quickly-approaching deadline and may be less active as usual. Or maybe he will be more active than usual as he tragically procrastinates while the deadline draws mercilessly ever closer.

I think we all know which is more likely.

CURRENT PROJECT STATUS: 44/44

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Quote of the Moment

“”... And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away.

—P. B. Shelley: Ozymandias (1818)

Kierkegaard Quote of the Moment

“”Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour when every one has to throw off his mask? Do you believe that life will always let itself be mocked? Do you think you can slip away a little before midnight in order to avoid this? Or are you not terrified by it? I have seen men in real life who so long deceived others that at last their true nature could not reveal itself;... In every man there is something which to a certain degree prevents him from becoming perfectly transparent to himself; and this may be the case in so high a degree, he may be so inexplicably woven into relationships of life which extend far beyond himself that he almost cannot reveal himself. But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love, and he who cannot love is the most unhappy man of all.

—Either-Or, 1843

About Me

Greetings. I am AKjeldsen. I was also known under the same user name on Conservapedia until I retired in disgust on 2 May 2007. In real life, I study for an MA in history and do a lot of other stuff that's not really important here.

I may or may not be a member of the ultra-devious-seekrit-hidden RationalWiki Cabal, but it goes without saying that I can neither confirm nor deny that, nor can I neither confirm nor deny that such a thing even exists at all. If, however, I had been a member of such a body, had it existed, I am informed by a reasonably informed source that I would have been so under the seekrit identity of "Hammer of God". But naturally, I cannot comment on that.

Also, for some obscure reason, I've been made an admin at our awesome and fabulous forums, which you should really go and visit. People with forum-related issues are welcome to yell at me.

The Conservapedia Column

One of the things I'm responsible for around here is that I used to publish the blog known as The Conservapedia Column, which aimed at diligently watching over events on Conservapedia, especially administrative actions by the sysop team, then writing snarky intelligent and insightful comments about them.

The Column is more or less closed down these days, since I couldn't really keep my interest in Conservapedia up in the long run, and I'd rather dedicate the limited time I have available to RationalWiki. Still, it's an interesting testament to those days back in the summer of '07 when the battle against CP was at its height and RationalWiki in its infancy. [/nostalgia]

Resident Canon Lawyer

Want to divorce that annoying princess whose tracts of land turned out to be not quite as huge as they appeared from a distance?

Or want to have your inept younger brother appointed to a cushy and non-demanding episcopal see somewhere far away?

Call a canon lawyer! Reasonable rates and no inconveniences!

Subpages

Various projects.

User:AKjeldsen/Handling Inerrancy

User:AKjeldsen/Creationism and the Roman Catholic Church

Essay:Kasparov's Mathematics of the Past

Emoticons For The People

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The Pipebomb o' Truth

Die Lib'rul Scum!!!

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