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<option weight=200>Hot. Science. ''RationalWiki!''</option>
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<title>Most Annoying Web Page</title>
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<option weight=20>An intelligently designed Wiki.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Welcome to this site!')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=20>Chief proofreaders for Conservap&#230;dia</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you enjoy it.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>Soon to be a ''major motion picture.''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('keep pushing ok to continue onto your surprise.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>Run on MediaWiki by ''poorly paid illegal aliens.''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, while were waiting, how are you?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>''Now with less <font color="red">Hellfire</font>!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope youre fine.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=20>''The wiki that can be expressed as the ratio of two IntegerWikis!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im fine too, thanks for asking.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=20>''I liked [[Occam's razor]] so much I bought the company!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you didnt ask, did you?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>We kan haz syt codid bai drunkz</option>
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you dont even care how i am, do you?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''You're 95% certain to like this site.''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you think this page just created itself, dont you?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''This Site is Growing Rapidly!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('little do you know, a real person made this page.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''This Site is Shrinking Rapidly!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('someone with hopes, dreams, a life.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''The leukocyte of internet terrorist cells!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you dont care.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youre such a rude person!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('since youre so rude, maybe i should toy with you for a while.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('becuase as long as these little boxes keep popping up, youre stuck.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('go ahead and try.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('stop doesnt work, does it?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Pay ''no attention'' to that man behind the curtain!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nothing works. your stuck!')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>More than ''just another'' pretty wiki.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hahaha!')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''The latest iteration of the [[Holy Blood, Holy Grail|Priory of Sion]].''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what if this stuff keeps going on forever?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>A Harry Potter spoiler on every page!!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''How can we fix it?''<br/>You just keep hitting 'reload' until it fixes itself. At least, that's what I just did.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('as far as you know, they do keep going.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>''Bible Spoiler! It all blows up in the end!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, i guess were stuck together for a while.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Congratulations!  You have reached the ''end of teh Internets!''</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('while were waiting, why dont we have a talk.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>The truth is not a popularity contest.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, a heart to heart.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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<option weight=5>Headline found at Jerusalem dig:<br/>"Joseph says, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss [stain on manuscript].'"</option>
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var namePrompt = prompt("so, whats your name, anyways?","");
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<option weight=5>''Endorsed by [[fun:Jesus|Jesus]].<br/><small>(prove us wrong!)</small>''</option>
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// Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the
 
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//prompt box.
 
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function dispname (namePrompt){
 
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        alert(" nice to meet you, "+namePrompt+" thanks for coming to the site.");
 
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// Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
 
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// "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
 
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}
 
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// --></SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
 
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  {dispname(namePrompt);}
 
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//--></SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have a weird name!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you must get teased a lot.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what kind of person would name their kid your name?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('not my parents.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe yours, but not mine.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I mean, just look at your name!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('gosh, were they drunk or something?')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Just kidding, its not that bad.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Since joining, my skin has become clearer and my eyes sparkle.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('yeah yeah, i know what your thinking...')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>I no longer feel bloated.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I have things to do!')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Washing daily has completely cleared up my dandruff!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('People to see!')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>My cutlery is shining when I take it out of the dishwasher!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('or is it the other way around? heh heh.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Nine out of ten cats agree, we make beŴtter hairballs.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But this is actually pretty fun.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>The kissproof solution to sore lips!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('for me it is.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>I was addicted to internet poker; then I found this site.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Are you mad at me though?')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Drive RationalWiki: for roadholding at speed there's no better choice.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('This is actually pretty irritating.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>For best results also use RationalWiki moisturizing conditioner.</option>
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But dont blame me.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Navigating the fishpond of internet loonies without a bicycle.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('blame whoever sent you this link.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Navigating the minefield of fact without a compass.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('theyre the ones who want you to go through this torture.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Under New Management - Try The Fish!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is torture, isnt it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I bet your finger is getting tired.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to keep clicking and clicking...')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking and clicking......')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you dont get carpal tunnel syndrome.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont sue me if you do.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('ill just deny it.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>Tackling the understains of the internet.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you could just hit spacebar if you want.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>We're not a big truck. We're a series of tubes!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it works just the same.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=10>'I think RATIONALWIKI is a pretty cool guy,<br/>Eh debunks the anti-science movement<br/>AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING' --- a satisfied customer.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, what should we talk about now?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
 
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var namePrompt = prompt("make a suggestion:","");
 
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// Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the  
 
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//prompt box.
 
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function dispname (namePrompt){
 
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        alert("  "+namePrompt+"??!!!???! what a dumb thing to talk about!");
 
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// Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
 
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// "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
 
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
 
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//--></SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('are you stoned are something?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean wake up, ive heard of dumb things but jeez.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('no, just kidding, that wasnt THAT bad...')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its just that its kind of a boring subject.')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>Over 25,000 page views and over 10,000 page edits!!!<br/> That's over 9,000!!!</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('soOoOo...')</SCRIPT>
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<option weight=5>The first rule of RationalWiki is:<br/> You don't talk about RationalWiki.</option>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess youre getting pretty tired.')</SCRIPT>
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</choose><noinclude>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youve been here for a while.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so far, its been 65 alerts youve gone through.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('65! can you believe it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what my favorite number is?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('guess.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nope, guess again.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('my favorite number is 150.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think thats a nice, big number?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('why dont we try to get up to that number?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think that would be fun?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('we could go alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('150! that would be the coolest!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('then you could tell all your friends..')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i went to this fun page,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and we had to get through 150 alerts to get in!')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but once i got in there,')</SCRIPT>
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This template randomly presents the RW slogan on the main page from the choices in the "option" boxes above.
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it was the coolest place in the world.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because theres a surprise at the end, you know.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('a really, really, really cool surprise.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool cool cool.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool times a trillion.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but to get there, you have to get through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('should we try?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('lets try.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 89, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
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The weightings are not percentages, by the way, they are ratios.
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<SCRIPT>alert ('90.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('91.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('92.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('93.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('94.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('95.....')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know whats cool about this alert thing?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to listen to every thing i say.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and you have to agree with it')</SCRIPT>
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The best way to 'preview' one is to set the weight at 1000 or so, but don't save it that way!
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because every time you push ok, you agree.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like, if i say -you suck!!- you agree with me.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because you pushed ok, you agreed!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you stink!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('agreed with that too, didnt you?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('haha, this is soooo fun!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('were on number 105, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('45 to go!')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, if i were you..')</SCRIPT>
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Please discuss new slogans on the talk page before adding them.
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i would get really mad at whoever told me to go here.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean, they are totally wasting your time!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, now its your turn')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('to send this adress to people you know. ')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('now you can waste other peoples time')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like i wasted yours.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, just send this adress to your so called friends,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and perpetuate this little torture device.')</SCRIPT>
 
  
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is alert #115, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im running out of things to say.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe i should type one word at a time now.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('game')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('annoying')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('isnt')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it?')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('by')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('the')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('way,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('number')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('133')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, seeing as how we only have 16 more alerts to go,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess i should start saying my goodbyes.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its been a long hard trip for both of us,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and i know its been an annoying one for you.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you are probably getting really mad,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe you are fuming with anger.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i bet you are going crazy.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, theres a lesson to be learned of this.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('always ask how someone is')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('when you first meet them.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it would be a better world for everyone')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('if we all were a little more civil.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, goodbye, sayonara and adios,')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('peace out my friend.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and be proud')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('that you made it through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
 
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 150, so i guess its my last one. i hope you had fun reading these, and i hope you pass this page along to your friends! bye!')</SCRIPT>
 
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<b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="6">Ha Ha! <br><br>You just endured the internet's<br> most
 
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Revision as of 15:30, 1 January 2009

My cutlery is shining when I take it out of the dishwasher!

This template randomly presents the RW slogan on the main page from the choices in the "option" boxes above.

The weightings are not percentages, by the way, they are ratios.

The best way to 'preview' one is to set the weight at 1000 or so, but don't save it that way!

Please discuss new slogans on the talk page before adding them.


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