Fun talk:Hot l Baltimore

Crazeland

So you go to bed thinking everything is fine with the world, everything is in order. Then you wake to this and the world crumbles into disarry. What is this about anyway? Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

And why is it "The Weeping____"? Why not "The Exploding_____" or "The Sordid Palour of_____"? Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but if RW is to have a pub at all, it is going to be called the Goat and Jerboa. No arguments. --JeevesMkII ^{The gentleman's gentleman at the other site} 20:44, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

"The Sordid Palour of the Goat and Jerboa". But seriously, whats going on here. A new bar, drink counter with a cactus motiff? Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

CUR is attempting to amuse himself. It isn't a pretty sight. --JeevesMkII ^{The gentleman's gentleman at the other site} 20:49, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I know you're doing it this way because you're like 15 and haven't spent the better part of your adult life slumped over a bar in a bad neighborhood. I doubt very many people seek out bars filled with TVs and the wildlife exhibit should be me and Ace after a few bottles of bourbon. Proper dive bars, which lately seem to only exist in this city as "old man bars" filled with ancient Ukrainians and Polish getting into fist fights by the jukebox (filled with Hank Williams, the Louvin Brothers, and oddly, 90's era Bruce Springsteen) are usually first names in the possessive. Arthur's Place would be fine. Something on the verge of cute like the Empty Bottle, or the Rendezvous Lounge or Fantasy Lounge would also be fine. I could get use to "AIR CONDITIONED INSIDE" and "THURSDAY IS LADIES NIGHT" in blinking neon. The bathroom needs to have sticky floors and smell like and animal's den. You can set out a transistor radio for the Manchester United games. The food menu need consist of no more than bags of pretzels on a peg board on sale for pocket change. Don't forget to unban smoking indoors. At least that's what I think. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 20:53, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

CUR should fill this place with sluts. Haggered ex-wifes of door to door encyclopedia salesman slagging their asses for some change to thrown into juke box. Then you can call it the Weeping Vagina. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:56, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Look here. YOu may want a pug. You may want a dive bar, fist fights, and strippers, but this isn't one. That's what the RationalWikiWikiWiki Dive Bar is for. If you actually want entertainment and a half good drink, you come to my place. Got it? -- 21:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Well then, good sir. I shall take my sluts elsewhere. Somewhere they'll get the respect they deserve. Good day. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 21:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, those who are classy can eat here. May I suggest here. -- 21:30, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I like the Weeping Vagina idea. SJ ^Debaser 21:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)