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| − | *[[User:Ace McWicked|Ace McWicked]][[User_Talk:Ace McWicked|<sup>Disco Jesus</sup>]] 22:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | *dirty blonde slut with big knockers
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| − | *dirty Asian slut with short skirt
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| − | *dirty brunette slut with pig-tails
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| − | *{{User:SuperJosh/Sig}} 22:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | *dirty hipster slut with no bra in a worn out Iggy and the Stooges shirt
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| − | *{{:User:Nutty Roux/sig}}{{:User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk}} 23:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | *Bad [[user:human|hoomin]].
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| − | *-- [[Image:Asclepius staff.png|8px]]-[[User:PalMD|PalMD]] [[User_talk:PalMD|<sup>--{{User talk:PalMD/sig}}</sup>]] 00:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | *[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|<sup>bing up</sup>]] 08:57, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | Ace, Arthur isn't gonna like this. {{User:SuperJosh/Sig}} 22:35, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :Dont worry about that Josh. Dirty blonde slut with big knockers will make him forget all his woes. [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace McWicked]][[User_Talk:Ace McWicked|<sup>Disco Jesus</sup>]] 22:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | ::In that case, at the risk of being barred, I humbly join your table. {{User:SuperJosh/Sig}} 22:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :::This place could look like home if we break a few things. Arthur's always putting on his posh pretensions, we we know he's no better than where he came from. Same crappy menu as that place he forgot to pay the rent on, too, I notice. {{User:Human/sig|}} 22:53, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :::::What happened to that old place? Is it up for lease? {{User:Weaseloid/sigred}} 22:56, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | ::::::I think it has to be fumigated first. {{User:Human/sig|}} 23:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | ::::You may now order sluts from the menu. Sluts for all.
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| − | :::::Excellent. The menu still needs more improovmints though. {{User:Human/sig|}} 23:24, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | ::::::Nice work. {{User:Human/sig|}} 23:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :::::::Seriously, the food menu is confusing and exotic for a dive bar, as is the drink menu. Please no campari or milk. Bourbon, Scotch, Canadian, Gin, Vodka, and coffee. And peanuts. {{:User:Nutty Roux/sig}}{{:User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk}} 23:50, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | ::::::::I slobbered it up a bit. I also fixed the damn sign. Well, all but one letter is working now, anyway. {{User:Human/sig|}} 00:32, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | CUR, 3 Vodka, 2 Budweisers, and something for my bro and hoes. {{User:SuperJosh/Sig}} 22:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | A keg of Bass and a hose with a firkin of single malt chaser please centipede. {{User:Human/sig|}} 23:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :I want a goddamned cheddar sandwich with Branston pickle. Now.-- [[Image:Asclepius staff.png|8px]]-[[User:PalMD|PalMD]] [[User_talk:PalMD|<sup>--{{User talk:PalMD/sig}}</sup>]] 00:36, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | You might have to send out for it, Doc, most of the menu here involves the words "frozen" and "microwave". Bleagh. The leftover spotted dick in the fridge ain't half bad, though. {{User:Human/sig|}} 02:00, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :Er, Doc. I sent a couple of the sluts (the blonde one and the rouxesque one) out for your vittles, and they "think" they did well. OK, well, they brought back some "bread" with something cheesy smeared on it, and, well, the pickle appears to be at least slightly "used". You might want to brown bag it next time you pop by. I suspect that only the hard liquor is safe to consume around here. Oh, look! A centipede! Quick, squash it... {{User:Human/sig|}} 06:07, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | Is there any [[Alcohol#Beer | Real Ale]] here?--[[User:Bob_M|Bob]][[User_Talk:Bob_M|<sup>bing up</sup>]] 09:10, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | image:pussy.jpg|Hello CUR. I will follow you wherever you go.
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| − | image:CheetahMan.jpg|Barkeep, one spotted dick for my ladyfriend!
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| − | image:Tiger-man.jpg|A dirty slut wearing a wooden shoe filled with Pimm's please, Arthur
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| − | * Dirty cat slut
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| − | * Dirty slut cat's date, Cheetah man
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| − | * Tiger man, Cheetah man's bottom
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| − | {{User Mrs Slocombe|CUR}}
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| − | Table 3 has been broken up for firewood and casual weaponry.
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| − | == Slut Fiesta ==
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| − | Thanks for the slut fiesta CUR! In honour of this momentous occasion I have written a poem -<br>
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| − | ''Vagina, Vagina,''<br>
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| − | ''swollen and obscene''<br>
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| − | ''steamy machine''<br>
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| − | ''Vagina''<br>
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| − | [[User:Ace McWicked|Ace McWicked]][[User_Talk:Ace McWicked|<sup>Disco Jesus</sup>]] 01:32, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | :He's going to just ''adore'' what we have done with this place! Hey, when are the hookers due back, by the way? I was going to send one out to get Doc a sammich... {{User:Human/sig|}} 02:02, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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| − | == Where will we hold the Pub Quiz? ==
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| − | I demand a Table Quiz. Mine's two sergeants of Guinness while you're up there. [[User:Doggedpersistence|'''<font color="#00F0A20">DogP</font>''']][[User_Talk:Doggedpersistence|<sup><font color="#993300">''Marmite Patrol''</font></sup>]] 04:41, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
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