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:::::I'd say it's an extrapolation of 1 Corinthians 1:21-23 & 2:14 [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1Cor1:21,23,25;2:14;4:10&version=NASB]. [[User:RobS|RobS]] 23:46, 17 October 2009 (UTC) | :::::I'd say it's an extrapolation of 1 Corinthians 1:21-23 & 2:14 [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1Cor1:21,23,25;2:14;4:10&version=NASB]. [[User:RobS|RobS]] 23:46, 17 October 2009 (UTC) | ||
::::::That's really pushing it. But, yes, we have it on good authority that Jesus, um, turned the other nostril until the air cleared and did not judge "he who dealt it" unfairly. {{User:Human/sig|}} 01:07, 18 October 2009 (UTC) | ::::::That's really pushing it. But, yes, we have it on good authority that Jesus, um, turned the other nostril until the air cleared and did not judge "he who dealt it" unfairly. {{User:Human/sig|}} 01:07, 18 October 2009 (UTC) | ||
| + | :::::::Ok, Human, here's you chance to give a good non-liberal comiie agitprop literal ranslation to this passage of scripture: "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him" [http://mbible.com/songs/5-4.htm Song of Solomon 5:4] [[User:RobS|RobS]] 04:32, 18 October 2009 (UTC) | ||
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Revision as of 04:32, 18 October 2009
Here's the Good News, even if you fart in a crowded elevator, Jesus will love you anyway. RobS 01:26, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- I don't believe in Jesus. Do you think TK would love me if I farted under the covers?
01:31, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- I heard Andrew Schlafly cannot fart because he has no anus. Any truth to that? Ace McWickedModel 500 01:33, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- He farts out his mouth though, in the form of a laugh that sounds like a sissy school girl. NotHuman 01:34, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- If ye see my Liberal Protection Suit, Andy Schlafly specifically had his suit designed to retain the smell of his farts so he could enjoy them. SJ Debaser 19:33, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- Nice one, Rob. Is that in Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John? Just curious. I thought Jesus said "please to walk outside the campfire circle if ye need to relieve your bum of foul gasses, lest your friends take it personally". ħuman
03:41, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- I'd say it's an extrapolation of 1 Corinthians 1:21-23 & 2:14 [1]. RobS 23:46, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
- That's really pushing it. But, yes, we have it on good authority that Jesus, um, turned the other nostril until the air cleared and did not judge "he who dealt it" unfairly. ħuman 01:07, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, Human, here's you chance to give a good non-liberal comiie agitprop literal ranslation to this passage of scripture: "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him" Song of Solomon 5:4 RobS 04:32, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
- That's really pushing it. But, yes, we have it on good authority that Jesus, um, turned the other nostril until the air cleared and did not judge "he who dealt it" unfairly. ħuman
- I'd say it's an extrapolation of 1 Corinthians 1:21-23 & 2:14 [1]. RobS 23:46, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
- He farts out his mouth though, in the form of a laugh that sounds like a sissy school girl. NotHuman 01:34, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
- I heard Andrew Schlafly cannot fart because he has no anus. Any truth to that? Ace McWickedModel 500 01:33, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Fart denial
I was out today with my friends at a theme park and we were waiting in line for a ride when my mate says "did someone fart?" It wasn't actually me! Someone accused him and he did the exact thing this article describes - denied, on the grounds that he would not have drawn attention to it if he had farted. Or did he bring it up to avoid suspicion in the first place...? It boggles the mind! SJ Debaser 19:45, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
lighting farts
serves a dual purpose:
- entertainment
- odor elimination
discuss amongst yourselves, as I am leaving and never coming back. — Sincerely, Neveruse513 (Dictated But Not Read) / Talk / Block 20:04, 15 September 2009 (UTC)