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− | *AmesG (The Man with a Thousand Faces) - [[wp: | + | *AmesG (The Man with a Thousand Faces) - [[wp:Gregory Peck|Gregory Peck]] |
*DLerner (in a supporting role) - [[wp:Gerard Butler|Gerard Butler]] | *DLerner (in a supporting role) - [[wp:Gerard Butler|Gerard Butler]] | ||
*Jellyfish (evil spy) - CGI mock-up. Or someone in a papier-mache costume depending on the budget. | *Jellyfish (evil spy) - CGI mock-up. Or someone in a papier-mache costume depending on the budget. | ||
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*Dick Turpis - [[wp:Steve Buscemi|Steve Buscemi]] (why not? I'm not going to be over-flattering here) | *Dick Turpis - [[wp:Steve Buscemi|Steve Buscemi]] (why not? I'm not going to be over-flattering here) | ||
*Barikada - [[wp:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] | *Barikada - [[wp:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] | ||
+ | *Radioactive afikomen - [[WP:Michael J. Fox|Michael J. Fox]] | ||
==Musical Numbers== | ==Musical Numbers== |
Revision as of 05:04, 22 June 2008
I'm a big fan of musical theater, and I enjoy a good laugh so I've been thinking, let's make a musical about CP, I need title and casting suggestions so get to it people.
Casting
Capulets
- ASchlafly - Christopher Walken Famous Quote: "This is my town, dammit. Get 'im, boys!"
- Ed Poor - Nathan Lane
- Joaquin Martinez - Cheech Marin
- Conservative -
Crispin GloverPhilip Seymour Hoffman "I have sent you a very important email." - TK - Angus Scrimm "Shame on you, Philip! Shame!"
- Karajou - James Gandolfini "You're lying again, Grawert."
- Deborah - Kristin Chenoweth
- Fox - Mandy Patinkin
- Bohdan - Jonathan Lipnicki "Don't mess with me, fool!"
- BethanyS - Ruthie Henshall
- SharonS - Drew Barrymore
- DeanS - Will Ferrell
- DanH - Keanu Reeves "Whoa!"
- RobSmith - Béla Lugosi
- Jallen - Kate Blanchett
- CollegeRepublican - Kevin Costner - reprising his role of Alex in The Big Chill "..."
- Special guest star Phyllis Schlafly - Carol Channing
etc.
Montagues
- AmesG (The Man with a Thousand Faces) - Gregory Peck
- DLerner (in a supporting role) - Gerard Butler
- Jellyfish (evil spy) - CGI mock-up. Or someone in a papier-mache costume depending on the budget.
- PFoster. George Clooney. because frankly, the resemblance is uncanny.
- TMToulouse - Sacha Baron Cohen
- Human - Rhys Ifans
- Genghis Khant - Anthony Hopkins
- SusanG - Liza Minelli ( Not the 2008 version: in Cabaret mode! please! )
- Lily the Pink - Gwyneth Paltrow
- Dick Turpis - Steve Buscemi (why not? I'm not going to be over-flattering here)
- Barikada - Meat Loaf
- Radioactive afikomen - Michael J. Fox
Musical Numbers
- "The newest established permanent floating crap load on the web" ("The Oldest established" - Guys and Dolls)
- "90/10" ("Blood Money" - Jesus Christ Superstar ("Just don't/ say I'm/ blocked for/ all time"))
- "I hate wiki in the springtime, I hate wiki in the fall" ("I Love Paris" - Can-Can)
- "If ever I would block you" ("If ever I would leave you" - Camelot)
- "Ballad of Tom Moore" ("Ballad of Czolgosz" - Assassins))
- "Haven of Loons" ("Maison Des Lunes" - Beauty and the Beast)
- "Gentlemen (at Another Website)" ("Wilkomen" - Cabaret)
- "If You Were Gay (I Wouldn't Talk To You Anymore)" ("If You Were Gay" - Avenue Q)
- "When You're a Sysop" ("When You're a Jet" - West Side Story (When you're a sysop/ you're a sysop all the way/ from your first "90/10"/ to your last "Icewedge gang")
- How Lovely to be a Schlafly ("How lovely to be a woman" - Bye Bye, Birdie)
All ideas are welcome but please stick to theater songs in your ideas