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Keep up to date with what is going on at the extremist blog Conservapedia with our rolling reports of the strange, contradictory or humorous activity there. We report, you decide which entries make it to the top of Best of Conservapedia by using the red and green arrows to vote the winners up and the stinkers down![1] Voting "zero", or neutral, while obviously not affecting the net result, still matters for statistical purposes.
What is going on?
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   | 21 | Kenny steps into the breach with a spot of research The Boss won't appreciateimg. The Boss suspiciously answersimg, and wants to kick Kenny in the nuts. |
| 15 | A new user answersimg the callimg. How will Andy respond? The repy: About 50% right and I'll be sarcastic about it too.img |
| -7 | Just a little more pornimg |
| 49 | Andy's economics course gets off to a good startimg. UPDATE Andy showsimg just what a remarkable teacher he isimg. |
| 4 | Unlike all those liberal translations of the Bible, conservative ones won't be tainted by politics.img Bonus: Andy admits that there's a correlation between advanced education and adherence to liberal/feminist values.'Cause liberals are smarter. |
| 21 | PRAISE THE LORD, WE HAVE A NEW ANDY- |
| -5 | I kinda hope he gets swine fluimg. |
| 0 | Andy demands that liberals don't censor his feminine sideimg |
| 17 | But hardly anyone reads books anymoreimg. In Andy world, more people read CP than a book by Dawkins. |
0 Another Obama picture, but this time from Addison "Dead Wife = Liberal Vandal" DMimg.
| 5 | Ed Poor is a sexist pig.img |
| -1 | Will Team Killer admit he made a mistakeimg? |
| 0 | TK shitting on the mainpage: Irony meters, irony meters! All Muslims decapitate each other!img |
| 1 | Joaquín infringes copyright and addsimg a picture to "Time." Andy's reaction? Wow! That's great!img |
| 0 | In Andy's world, it's not what you say, it's how many words you use to say itimg. |
| 10 | Giving some benefits of sociali |
| 0 | Punter: question of style; Andy: I dunno!img |
| 4 | If there's a discussion about sex, you just know Creepy Uncle Ed can't be far awayimg. |
| 3 | Oh noes! The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 ... would give the President a "kill switch" on the Internet and allow him to shut out private networks and individuals from online access.img Can I have a new irony meter please Mr. Koeckritzimg? |
| 0 | TK once again accuses another valid random user of being "Kektklik" [1]img. This is the second time he's been wrong.. Dx. I kinda feel bad for anyone who wants to edit Conservapedia, lives in Northern New Jersey, and receives their internet from Verizon. In my high school, 90% of the students had Verizon as their ISP. |
| 0 | Jinx (Hi Jinx) finally realises RW has had a wobbly, orgasms, then runs to tell Andy, still hoping to get his rights back. Ooh, somebody twists the knife. (JPratt is already getting used to oversight, it seems) |
Slightly older entries
| 10 | User: let me fiximg this typo. Andy: Oh, no you don'timg, let me fiximg this typo. |
| 1 | TK brings bad news for Andy "Hater of public schools"img Schlafly: "We don't judge conservatives by passing a 5 out of 12 test. One must meet all criteria."img From the list of criteria: It's conservative belief that the government should provide schools, and that "a child's character and moral underpinnings should be instilled by his parents -- not the public education system" |
| 4 | Here, have a dose of classic CP consistency: Colbert Report? Marginal liberal pop culture - delete.img Judge Dredd? Pop Culture - delete.img Assassin's Creed? Pop Culture - delete.img Batman? Pop Culture - Featured Article candidate!img |
| 0 | Conservapedia: Eric Holder worked behind the scenes to get the Lockerbie Bomber released.img Real World: "The interests of justice have not been served by this decision," [Holder] said. "There is simply no justification for releasing this convicted terrorist whose actions took the lives of 270 individuals, including 189 Americans. |
| 1 | RobS: Watergate was Ted Kennedy's faultimg. |
Entries that are older than the ones above
| 4 | Andy: "Conservapedia does not simply cut and paste quotes from others, many of whom has obvious self-serving biases."img - Ed: "Oh, I got an idea! Let's create an article on 'husband and wife'img using nothing more than a quote by Sun Myung Moon." |
| 4 | Andy: "discussion of how the free market helps the poor more than the wealthyimg" (we are waiting). |
| 2 | In TK's world, rising pet food prices = Obama driving senior citizens to eat pet food.img |
| -1 | "Canadian Doctor: Barack Obama's Obamacare is a bad idea.img" Really?! Then it must be true! |
| 0 | JY23 throws in the towel.img |
| 2 | Conservative adds a "Spotlighted Articleimg" to the left-page line-up to go along with the "Featured Article," the "Highlighted Article," and the "Article of the Year." |
| 0 | In Andy's world, the Sea of Galilee becomes a lake, because it's a "better" word.img |
| 1 | Oh Noes! Conservapedia has no goatimg! Oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ... oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ....img |
| 1 | Well, no-one can accuse Andy of being an intellectualimg. |
| 0 | Rob's finally flippedimg: "given the White House directed enemies list and their legions out in force". |
| -1 | TK (who else) removesimg a reasoned argument which would allow Obama to be born in Kenya & still be a US citizen. Whether it's true or not, it's still interesting. |
| -1 | Jpatt removes something for copy vio!img Good start. Now: about those pictures Joaquin uploaded ... |
| -1 | Let the Bible Retranslation begin! JacobB shows up with such a mind-bendingly enormous amount of articles formatted and ready for retranslationimg, it would make you wonder if this isn't the new Bugler? |
| 2 | Andy gives Jpatt oversightimg let the burning begin! |
| 1 | Rob goes off the deep-end, calling Not In Our Name "Maoistimg" |
| -1 | Andy adds an atrocious economics example.img |
| 11 | Why Andy is an Idiot 101: when someone genuine shows up and displays actual interest in both of The Andy Biblesimg, Andy completely fails to answer the two pertinent questions he was asked - "Are the two Bibles the same, and who are the translators?"img. Because, you know, Andy hasn't a clue about who the translators are. Andy doesn't have any translators. |
