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| + | Andy can't decide whether "polar coordinates" is a liberal or conservative term.....[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&diff=prev&oldid=755421 seriously].</votecp> | ||
<votecp poll=wigo3218>For a conservative, TK don't know much about <capture>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:JeffT&diff=755178&oldid=755170 shotguns]</capture> Here's a free [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfWeYtj46Lo lesson].</votecp> | <votecp poll=wigo3218>For a conservative, TK don't know much about <capture>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:JeffT&diff=755178&oldid=755170 shotguns]</capture> Here's a free [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfWeYtj46Lo lesson].</votecp> | ||
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Keep up to date with what is going on at the extremist blog Conservapedia with our rolling reports of the strange, contradictory or humorous activity there. We report, you decide which entries make it to the top of Best of Conservapedia by using the red and green arrows to vote the winners up and the stinkers down![1] If you are contributing for the first time please read the instruction manual.
What is going on?
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   | 119 | Andy can't decide whether "polar coordinates" is a liberal or conservative term.....seriouslyimg. |
| 18 | For a conservative, TK don't know much about shotgunsimg Here's a free lesson. |
| 45 | Newsflash: hares are less social than rabbitsimg. Details at eleven, with your anchor, Ed. |
| 33 | Has Hell frozen over? Twice? Andy passes up the chance to scold Liberals, and has a perfectly rational reason whyimg What is happening to the irrational lunatic we know and love? |
| -18 | NO! Even mathimg has been corrupted by liberals. What can we do? |
| 87 | TK read between the linesimg and found the word 'liberal' in this article |
Earlier entries
| 64 | A soldier didn't die!img So it's obviously JC's doing. What about all those that did die? was that JC's fault too? |
| 18 | Andy: Being a liberal keeps you youngimg! |
| 35 | Andy lays down the key to Obama (and future president Bob McDonnell's) electoral success...heightimg Update: They also share another electoral quality...NOT being Hillary Clintonimg |
| 4 | Can you all see the word 'Saint' in this sentence? OK, how about now?img |
| 69 | Poor Jesus. Andy has him saying "Listen up"img in his |
| 39 | Great news! Ken's pimping of his pet articles is going strong! That video by NephilimFree now has more than more than 6,000 views!img To put this into perspective, this video of a cat driving a Roomba is just a few months older and has received more than 4,000,000 hits. Keep up the good fight, Ken! |
| 30 | Oh noes! Bill Clinton watched the "un-American" High Noon 20 timesimg!! Of course, no mention from the same source that Ike watched it thrice and was "riveted". Oh and Andy, besides Clinton-bashing, why keep an "un-American" movie in the "Greatest Conservative Movies" list? |
| 65 | Conservapedia refutes old naturalistic scientific theory on the origins of life with a new oneimg |
| 148 | Fashion designer guy kills himselfimg three days after his mother dies, but it's down to him being gay. Way to exploit the depression of others to your own political ends, Andy. You tit. |
| 33 | A law has been passed in South Carolina, requiring terrorists to register with the state. "It's absolutely incredible that we have these guys running our government!"img. Indeed. Incredible. |
| 111 | A new Andy Insight™!img |
| 129 | Uh-oh: The Schlafly brothers are at it again!img Andy: Galaxies colliding is atheism, not science.img Roger: Are you serious?img Andy: Yes. It's not science's job to predict things.img Moare: Andy suddenly decides that information he recently called "unsupported, implausible, atheistic liberal junk" isn't so bad after allimg (as long as you don't use the word "billions"). |
| 62 | "There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.img" says JacobB. Of course, the caveat applies: "If the universe lasts that long!"img |
| 88 | Astronomy á là Aschlafly: |
| 78 | The Countdownimg to BMcP's banning continues. Will today be the day? Update: Another one bites the |
| -1 | Finallyimg TK passes along the RW suggestion. |
| 92 | And lo, it came to pass; Andy finally reverts all BMcP's nonsense about the universe being more than 6000 years oldimg and the utter claptrap about celestial objects being lightyears away.img Is this the end of BMcP? |
| 56 | DouglasA and Uncle Ed engage in some self-congratulatory banterimg as they show off their Shakespearean erudition about the phrase "methinks the lady doth protest too much" from Macbeth. Which is to say, Hamlet. |
| 59 | Gibbs mocks Palin's notes written on hand. ANDY: Liberals' antics are childishimg!! I mean, what kind of juvenile ass mocks someoneimg for usingimg notes whileimg speaking inimg publicimg? |
| 11 | Ed's cryptic stubs grow ever more ominousimg. |
| -54 | AWOL? Or at least Away without any notice: RJJensenimg - CP's real prof and usually an industrious insomniac - Didn't edit for 17 days. (returned 12 Feb). |
| 44 | Jpatt reads too much into an NPR articleimg about a billboard that no one has claimed responsibility for, to claim that Bush's popularity is making a comeback. Soon he may be more popular than Nixon? |
| -29 | DMorris is jealous of TK's power.img UPDATE: TK responds with a giant middle fingerimg |
| 61 | It's not much of a surprise to anyone but Ken that Conservapedia's web traffic has increased since 2000img...perhaps because the site was created in 2006img |
| -3 | TK asserts that just stating a doctrine doesn't make it the Word of God... and proves said statement by quoting from Paul's epistlesimg. |
| 3 | TK's fine with buying food supplies for Afghanistan...but not actually paying to send them there!img |
| 9 | Andy's delusions continue: 33% of Iowans support the Tea Party movement. Can any future candidate win without their support?img Ask someoneimg who beat their champion.img |
| -3 | Ed Poor, 4 December 2008: Ian McKellen's take on the Bible is gossip and doesn't belong on CP.img User on 7 February 2010: Ian McKellen's extreme opinion is that he's an atheist and against capital punishment!img Oh, and that gossip thing again.img |
| 72 | Yes Ed, I'm sure that's a mistake we'll all make.img |
| 62 | It's Sunday, so that means another Andy insig- No! Wait! OMG! It's a Terry Koeckritz insight!img Oh wait... no it's not. It's been plagiarised from these guys. |
| 17 | Conservative makes 10 edits to trash talk Obama for not firing Harry Knox, a member of the administration's coalition for faith-based initiatives. Knox is known for having a tolerant, rational view of equality regardless of sex or sexual orientation, and he recently came under fire for speaking out against Emperor Palpatine. Ten edits and the result is a redundant tirade riddled with grammar errors. What more is needed to "insure"img (sic) the perception of CP as the lunatic fringe? Update: CP sysops prefer to leave their grammar in its errant state after a liberal user kindly points out the typo. |
| 3 | Karajou makes yet more comedy goldimg in this |
| 21 | DouglasA's heart is in the rightimg placeimg. Sadly, we all know that'll result in death by Terry Koeckritz. |
| -25 | Terry Koeckritz makes RickDimg an unperson.img |
| 31 | Arresting and shackling a twelve-year-old for petty vandalism is "tyranny"img, according to Andy "FBI Incident" Schlafly. |
| 21 | Karajou thinks there is no room in "Chiristianity" for liars.img |
| 63 | Andy cries Liberal interferenceimg when a six year old child is suspended for taking live ammunition to school. |
| 20 | RobSmith really doesn'timg like Presidentimg Barack Obamaimg |
| 44 | This would only ever happen in one of those liberal-progressive countriesimg...wouldn't it?. UPDATE: User questions, Andy replies with a totally unrelated question of his ownimg. Career Limiting Move: No, JacobB, you're supposed to agreeimg with Andy. |
| 26 | Conservative predicts that theist bullies will crush defenseless atheistsimg in the first round of a |
| 26 | TeaKakkke thinks it's absurd that the U.S. Census wants personal information.img |
| 55 | Gambling: Highly addictive and can threaten the addict's capacity for a normal, healthy life.img Except, that is, when Obama advises people not to "blow a bunch of cash in Las Vegas," at which point it of course becomes every red-blooded right-winger's duty to do just that.img |
| 31 | Criticizing a Democratic idea with politically-incorrect language: Perfectly fine for Republicans, but a big no-no for Democrats.img |
| 3 | Must be a slow news day, if Andy can only point at a "gossipy" WP articleimg. Funny thing is, whenever I think of gossipy wiki articles, there's only oneimg that comes to mind. |
| 27 | Resident parodist JacobB helpfully removes references to an old universeimg. Er... actually make that any reference to any age whatsoever, even "older" Population II stars are verboten. UPDATE: The authorimg doesn't approveimg, but JacobB isn't hearing it.img |
| 19 | TeaKakkke in big bold letters on the front page: "Barack Obama Seeks $1.1 Trillion Tax Hike!"img The FoxNews article reports, "President would increase taxes on some businesses and wealthy individuals by a total of about $1.4 trillion over the next decade, while cutting taxes for workers and other businesses by about $330 billion." Isn't that what he campaigned to do, TK? |
| 8 | User: "Jesus performing a miracle healing seems to violate the second law of thermodynamics."img Andy: "Do you believe eating an apple to feel better, or taking an aspirin to alleviate a headache, also violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics?"img |
| 67 | Eek! President Obama's hatching another commie plot to turn the public schools into his own personal breeding ground for a private army of left-wing Alinsky socialist schoolchildren! (Of course, a Hitler Youth poster is a perfect illustration for this shocking piece of news.img) |
| 2 | Remember, folks: It's only all right to snatch kids off the street and spirit them across international boundaries to your |
| 63 | A U.S. Air Force Academy decides to show their respect of freedom of religion by establishing a Wiccan prayer circle. Jpatt's response: OH NOEZ!! We must coexist with evilimg. Followed by an incredibly lame pictureimg bought to you by TKimg. MOAR Insanity! A user challenges the headline: But the Air Force is just providing a place for cadets to worship, there is no mentioning of the Air Force adopting Wiccan practiceimg. TK: Yeah, we conservatives have "common sense."img Jpatt: Amen to that. The headline will stay as it isimg. User: You're not getting my point hereimg. |
