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| <vote poll=wigo1463 | img="expanded">Meet Sjay, [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=629926&oldid=629297 spin doctor] for college ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hannity#Education dropout]'' [[Sean Hannity]] and against college-'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales#Early_life_and_education educated]''' [[Wikipedia|Jimmy Wales]].</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo1463 | img="expanded">Meet Sjay, [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=629926&oldid=629297 spin doctor] for college ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hannity#Education dropout]'' [[Sean Hannity]] and against college-'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wales#Early_life_and_education educated]''' [[Wikipedia|Jimmy Wales]].</vote> |
| <vote poll=wigo1462 | img="expanded">What took you, TK? After making a few too many rational [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Global_warming&action=history edits to "Global Warming"], RobertWDP gets a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3ARobertWDP&year=&month=-1 1-month block] for [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=633550&oldid=633548 "adding Euro-Socialist group think to this encyclopedia."] '''UPDATE:''' Your talk page is [http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Guidelines#Civility your castle] unless TK [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=next&oldid=633550 decides otherwise.]</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo1462 | img="expanded">What took you, TK? After making a few too many rational [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Global_warming&action=history edits to "Global Warming"], RobertWDP gets a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3ARobertWDP&year=&month=-1 1-month block] for [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=633550&oldid=633548 "adding Euro-Socialist group think to this encyclopedia."] '''UPDATE:''' Your talk page is [http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Guidelines#Civility your castle] unless TK [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=next&oldid=633550 decides otherwise.]</vote> |
− | <vote poll=wigo1461 | img="expanded">TK seems to be about to [[Conservapedia:Burning_the_Evidence|deep-burn]] some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the [http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_talk:Commandments Commandments] talk page about this issue, and it may become the next [[Conservapedia:FBI_Incident|FBI incident]]. The burned material has been saved [[Conservapedia:Burning_the_Evidence/Commandments_Talk|here]]. '''UPDATE''': PJR has [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Commandments&curid=3495&diff=633737&oldid=633693 restored it]. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's '''MOER''': TK [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Commandments&curid=3495&diff=633759&oldid=633737 reverts] PJR's reversion. - ''EDIT WAR''?</vote> | + | <vote poll=wigo1461 | img="expanded">TK seems to be about to [[Conservapedia:Burning_the_Evidence|deep-burn]] some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the [http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_talk:Commandments Commandments] talk page about this issue, and it may become the next [[Conservapedia:FBI_Incident|FBI incident]]. The burned material has been saved [[Conservapedia:Burning_the_Evidence/Commandments_Talk|here]]. '''UPDATE''': PJR has [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Commandments&curid=3495&diff=633737&oldid=633693 restored it]. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's '''MOER''': TK [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Commandments&curid=3495&diff=633759&oldid=633737 reverts] PJR's reversion. - ''EDIT WAR''? '''MOAR''': Hsmom [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk%3ACommandments&diff=633870&oldid=633759 joins in].</vote> |
| <vote poll=wigo1460 | img="expanded">Jpatt: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=633509&oldid=630794 Dear Robert,] you are obviously not aware that our Global Warming page is really the Anti-Global Warming page, so please stop inserting inconvenient facts into it. However, you can create an Anti-Anti-Global Warming page."</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo1460 | img="expanded">Jpatt: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:RobertWDP&diff=633509&oldid=630794 Dear Robert,] you are obviously not aware that our Global Warming page is really the Anti-Global Warming page, so please stop inserting inconvenient facts into it. However, you can create an Anti-Anti-Global Warming page."</vote> |
| <vote poll=wigo1459 | img="expanded">March 1: The day [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=633126&oldid=632905 JM became Ken's bitch] and moved the community's <sub>(sort of)</sub> "Weekly Featured Article" under Ken's "Article of the Year" and "Article of However Long I Want".</vote> | | <vote poll=wigo1459 | img="expanded">March 1: The day [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=633126&oldid=632905 JM became Ken's bitch] and moved the community's <sub>(sort of)</sub> "Weekly Featured Article" under Ken's "Article of the Year" and "Article of However Long I Want".</vote> |
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| 40 | TK seems to be about to deep-burn some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the Commandmentsimg talk page about this issue, and it may become the next FBI incident. The burned material has been saved here. UPDATE: PJR has restored itimg. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's MOER: TK revertsimg PJR's reversion. - EDIT WAR? MOAR: Hsmom joins inimg. |
| 31 | Jpatt: "Dear Robert,img you are obviously not aware that our Global Warming page is really the Anti-Global Warming page, so please stop inserting inconvenient facts into it. However, you can create an Anti-Anti-Global Warming page." |
| 9 | March 1: The day JM became Ken's bitchimg and moved the community's (sort of) "Weekly Featured Article" under Ken's "Article of the Year" and "Article of However Long I Want". |
| 52 | After Ed Poor opens a commentimg with a vague criticism of Dear Leader, TK decides that new user Umlaut wrote it, and makes a thinly-veiled threat to ban him in the same editimg. Update: One commentimg later, the guy gets a 3 month blockimg despite PJR's best efforts.img Update of Doom: TK removesimg Ieuan's analysis and then declares the discussion to be over by archivingimg the rest of the page, leaving nothingimg behind. Mandatory update: Wheelimg Warimg with quality edit comments like "the comments were removed because they were trolling, and offered by a non lawyer on a technical matter, so therefore gibberish". A cookie to the brave soul who tells Andy that during the next Lenski Incident. |
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| 12 | TK: "Liberals (like Edimg Poor) like to spinimg how Fred Phelps is not a liberal!" Also of interest: TK implies that you become a conservative/liberal simply by donating to the respective Presidential Candidate. |
| 51 | Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants rooting around in the filth leading merry, healthy, fulfilling lives outside the arena, Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly presents today's joust: Sir Chivalry versus The Black Knight of Communism!img Sex & age discrimination? Huzzah! Treating everyone equally? Booooooo. |
| 44 | Probably imagining he would have been Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly, the Assfly declares that feudalism was goodimg because the peasants didn't have to commute to work in the morning. Oh, and homeschooling started with feudalism. |
| -13 | The upcoming issue of Newsweek has a major article about the vaccine-autism link scare. Counting down until that hits the CP latest news .... 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Wait! Aren't the numbers supposed to go down? |
| 12 | Jpatt finds a "connection"img between Stalin and Darwin. I guess that means anybody who has been impacted by Darwin is a brutal mass murderer, right? |
| 17 | Andy takes on Renaissance-era liberal revisionism: Humanists made up the term "Middle Ages"img in their hatred of the "mostly quiet religious activity" during that time. Somebody should tell him about the Inquisitions. |
| 15 | And the hatred goes on: TomMoore's six-month block expired not that long ago, so TK decides it's time for a five-year banimg before the guy gets any ideas about contributingimg again. But someone possibly reads WIGOimg. Update: Not happy with merely shoving normal users and fellow sysops around, TK slaps the Bureaucrat CPWebmaster in the face by re-banning Tom without further comment. |
| 19 | Can we last until the end of the month? Our irony-meter quota is fast being depletedimg. |
| 31 | Joseph GoebbelsTK moves in on his next targetimg of discreditation. Thank goodness for overload protection on the irony meter. Update: OH SNAP.img |
| 5 | Ken, in a smooth umpteen edits,img just barely manages to tell us that he really doesn't like atheism. |
| 15 | Ken gets his panties moistimg over a creationist site making a section about atheism. Well, it's actually just a FAQ linking to articles they already had, but it's a major blow to Atheism! Really! And they might write another article soon! Maybe! |
| 29 | Andy: Oh dear. This student has made some mistakes in their homework....I guess I'd better change them before I actually grade it....but i'll leave the racist joke in....69/70img |
| 23 | Abuse? We don't have any abuseimg here! |
| 31 | JamT : Hey guys, would you mind not stealing my workimg?
Assfly : GDFLimg is just too complicated for me to understand. Anything I do qualifies as fair use. The fact that you won't let me trample all over your rights suggests that you are a deceitful atheist librulimg. |
| 32 | The world waits with bated breath for Andy's horrific evidence - directly from Hell itself apparently - of Satan's gleeful whippings and burningsimg. Also, materialists really believe in hell, but are just fooling around. |
| 29 | TK revamps the Editing Etiquetteimg (Yes, we could stop here, and it would still be hilarious.), adding things like "Never make substantial edits to an article without discussing your changes first (...) if you have a reasonable expectation that other editors will accept your change" (emphasis added) and other "You will not do anything or revert a sysop without permission"-style rules. PJR revertsimg, but Ed likesimg TK's version (Surprise!) and shoves PJR to the talk page. TK then steps back in, fixing his completely senseless sentence "clarifying admittedly ambig sentence"img |
| 15 | Aziraphale:img "Don't drag me down, Jpatt; I get blocked too often too fast to waste my time with you." - Jpatt:img "Lololol, liberal persecution complex!" - Aziraphale:img "I'm not a liberal, but you're an idiot." - DeanS: "Excellent, he walked right into the trap!"img |
| 1 | Encyclopedic: After a year, "Mythbusters"img has been updated from a simple stub to a simple stub with known atheists; After more than a year, A Beautiful Mindimg has been updated from a stub to a stub that brings out "the truth" of Nash's liberal deceit. |
| 111 | Andy: I won't discuss these allegationsimg until you insult liberals first. |
| -1 | A YouTube poster turns off inflammatory comments directed at a pro-life video. TK: LIBRUL CENSORSHIP!img |
| 8 | Joaquin Martinez makes Aleister Crowleyimg the poster child for bisexuals, and helpfully points out that he was called 'the wickedest man on Earth'. |
| 2 | The irony meter, it has been shattered by Iduanimg.
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| 14 | Prostitution is a 'liberal value'img over in the alternative form of reality that CP has created...because as we all know, Conservatves would never get involved with that kind of thing.....oh wait.... |
| 24 | Breaking news! Over the past two years or so, CP's evolution pack of lies article has had almost 500,000 viewsimg! Why, that's more than twice as much as WP's article on the same subject gets every month. Congratulations on your grand achievement, Ken! |
| 28 | Ken sinks to a new lowimg. Operation Grassroots and Flying Fortress have not yet begun in proper, Gentlemen! Beware the Ides of March an unspecified time in the future! Update: A technical glitch has removed CP's homosexual article from the Google search results. That has to be it, right? (And, btw, this is how Ken runs up his edit count by 50img.) |
| 20 | Third-string sysop AddisonDM modestly adds himselfimg to the pantheon of Conservapedia's upper elite. Along with Assfly, Ed, KenDoll, JM, and TK. Modesty must be a conservative virtue. Why don't you add that, Addison? |
| 30 | Ed thinks that referring to Jack the Ripper's victims as prostitutes is too luridimg for the kiddies (notwithstanding the fact they were also "murdered and mutilated"). Hope they never look at the Homosexualityimg article then. |
| 11 | Somebody got blocked for edit-warring. The twists? For six monthsimg and for pushing thisimg edit. Bonus lulz for Andy accusing the guy of making "non-encyclopedia edits". Andy really never opened an encyclopedia, did he? |
| 26 | (Moer Uncle Ed) Only 3 weeks late Ed putsimg some "News" on the front page and writesimg an article about it. Wait... Does this mean that Ed is also using Obama Time? Talk about unfortunate news placement... |
| 9 | Fox News per Conservapedia: Obama is being arrogant because he is always late for everythingimg. Of course, Bush was always on time, just like the trains in Fascist Italy. |
| 23 | "The Obama article should goimg into the Barack Obama category, right?" - TK: "Huh? There is noimg Barack Obama category. Surely you meant our Barack HUSSEINimg Obama category, right? Because calling him Barack Obama is a sly mis-namingimg introduced by subversive liberal trolls!" |
| 17 | Uh, yeah, JPatt, I'm sure it was CP's not-the-newsimg posting that made them realise the error of their ways. |
| 10 | Ed Poor adds a fact tagimg to the 'gay doctor' claim in the gay disease article, which comes as close as possible to admitting that he just made stuff up back when he added the claim.img |
| 6 | News flash: Judd ("Judasimg") Gregg refused to take the nomination for cabinet secretary unless a Republican replaced him. The silence from Conservapedia isimg deafeningimg. |
| 50 | Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets revertedimg; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page getimg deletedimg and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions. |
| 10 | Stop the presses! No Hitler picture anywhere near the top of the Evolutionimg page! |
| 6 | No, you don't get it, NotALiberal. Moar Hitlerimg is essential to any good encyclopedic page on evolution. |
| 57 | Andy's latest insight:img Obama refers to America as... America, "as a foreigner would". Unlike George W. Bush, of course (do a full-text search for "America"). Also, Andy apparently thinks "we" (in "we will get there") is third-person when Obama uses it. |
| 7 | Conservapedia's family values: Grandparents are refused their request to adopt their grandchildren, who are instead given to strangers. What's wrong with this? The strangers in question are gay!img |
| 12 | A government nurse admits that she uses her job to further a religious agenda of hers; her employer suspends her. Conservapedia: How could they?! |
| 18 | Moar RW trollingimg from our friends at CP. Apparently, Assfly hasn't warned them that every page view makes us more and more correct. However, hopefully he will be smart enough to tell PhilipV what anagram means. |
| 21 | More Conservapedia revisionist history; George Washington, pagan Christianimg soldier. |
| 7 | By this Thursday there will be dozens of homeworks posted by other students in the course. Dozens? Wow! Will Andy's course live up to this bold claim?img |
| -6 | Honestly, who edits from Berkeleyimg anyway? Could this be some hawt sock-on-sock action? |
| 21 | Andy accidentally punts the whole of Conservapedia. Again. |
| 33 | A Democratic mayor abandons his party mid-term? No problem.img A Republican senator accepts a cabinet position? According to Andy, that's just as bad as betraying Jesus!img |
| 13 | Ken figures that since nobody seriously opposed his decision to have an article of the year, nobody is going to mind him (re-?)introducing the Article of the Monthimg - with Dawkins being the first victim. So far, the small section has four links to the Dawkins article and one YouTube link. This decision also gave Ken a nice excuse to protectimg the Dawkins article for at least one month (even though it's likely he'll conveniently forget to unprotect it in March). |
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