Conservapedia:Bugler

Bugler (aka Bungler, Bugly or Buggerer) is one of the wickedest editors ever seen on Conservapedia, a parodist of Monty Python-esque proportions that ridicules Schlafly and his Schlaflettes on a daily basis. What's better, he was promoted to quasi sysopship on June 2008.

His motives, nevertheless, remain murky. Either Bugler is preparing a massive wave of wandalism, so powerful that teh Assfly will never know what hit him, or simply he's slowly undermining CP's "integrity" and "trusworthiness". Whatever his scheme, few people can match Bugler in maliciousness and moral perversion.

Enemas Enemies

Bugler's mortal enemy is Philip J. Rayment, even if poor Philip is just making a fool of himself. But Bugler has declared war on Philip and dared to suggest his wikicide on November 12, 2008 (endorsed by Ed Poor), after Philip expressed his disagreement on the nonsense about Barack Obama being a muslim:

“” In view of your treasonable remarks, your time to depart has come. I advocate the merciful option, the equivalent of the bottle of whisky and the service revolver, in recognition of your past service in debunking Evolutionism. Better that than being publicly stripped of adminship and blocked. But, after what you have said, go you must.

How is this merciful? Christians believe that suicides go to Hell.

Later he insulted little Philip for being Australian. Each calls the other a liar and insists that they personally are truthful.

“”I have to paraphrase, because you ignore the evidence when it is placed in front of you. I thought it was emus that are native to Australia, not ostriches. Pay attention, friend Philip: you did make that accusation. And, in denying that you have been presented with the evidence, you are lying. You know that I am taking issue with what you said on TK's page; the quote is in the section header; you said, "Bugler, if he's genuine", impugning my good faith and truthfulness. How much clearer do you want it?

Now when Brits write that sort of stuff about Aussies that can make the Aussies want to abandon the British Queen, become a republic and leave the Commonwealth.

He's also a bit (!) down on HelpJazz and wants HelpJazz to go. Maybe he senses that Jazzy and Philip are the only conservapedians not stupid enough to tolerate his lampoonery.

Some of his finest parodies

• He expresses his faith through banning vandals.

• "Barack Obama is unqualified to be President of the United States of America." (Later reverted by JArneal, as "Unencyclopedic")

• One of the very finest!

• (Later reverted by HelpJazz, another of his sworn enemies)

• A nod to teh Assfly? Or an excuse to trash Obama?

• His "proposal" regarding atheists on CP and a later comment

• "Big Science"

• Usually, Bugly creates some article to celebrate a particular event, like this one, after teh Assfly reinstated the good name of Terry Koeckritz.

• A sapphire and a diamond.

• Two Poe Award-winning essays "articles": "The Sixties" and "The Seventies"

Block reasons: subtle mockery

As one of teh Assfly self-appointed bodyguards, Bugler has shown a mastery of subtlety with some of his blocks:

• 6 November 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked SupporterOfChavez (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Bolshevik propagandist)
• 3 November 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked Ema (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 days (account creation disabled) ‎ (Needs to calm down and stop flinging imprecations. Hopefully, McCain will be President elect by her return.) (Even in Britain American opinion polls could be accessed over the Internet. Bugler should have known that Obama was winning.)
• 29 September 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked Conversative (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Deliberate attempt at deceit - typical Liberal)
• 19 August 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked KarajouIsASadOldMan (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (As sad as one can get... loser)
• 28 July 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked ASchlaflyIsRight (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Foolish little person that we are better off without)
• 2 July 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked Oldjohnny (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Name. Trust me, I'm British.)
• 29 June 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked DanielB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) ‎ (Mention of unacceptable site)
• 27 June 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked MelkorDCLXVI (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Unacceptable username: You may think we're a load of thickoes but we can - hyuk hyuk - read Latin here too.) (That name comes out as 666 when it's transcribed into Arabic numerals.)
• 26 June 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked Fernandez (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 months (account creation disabled) ‎ (Libelling sysops. Conservapedia does not block on ideological grounds.)
• 12 June 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked TomMoore (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Corrosive sarcasm)
• 6 November 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked AlanS (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled) ‎ (Attempting to pass off unsubstantiated gossip; absence of chivalry; continuing unproductive edit pattern; 3rd block so 2 weeks. It will get longer.)
• 6 November 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked CJMiller (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎ (Slow night at the cesspit?)
• 9 November 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blocked Wikinterpreter (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (Parodist)

Blocks Bugler suffered

Bugler has suffered many blocks. Fox blocked Bugler for being a Rational Wiki mole but was overruled. Each time he took it on the chin and didn't unblock himself. (Or possibly, given CP's obsession with homosexuality - "took it like a man", would be a better description.) He even blocked himself once for 12 hours when he admitted a block he had administered was unfair. Admitting that, surprising.

Awards

This is to certify that Bugler received the MOAR HITLER AWARD FOR THE CONSERVAPEDIAN WHO WANTS MOAR POWER From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2008

This is to certify that Bugler received the ANN COULTER AWARD FOR BEING A LIABILITY TO CONSERVAPEDIA From RationalWiki, on November 21, 2008