Conservapedia:Best of Conservapedia
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This is the place to sort, search and review all the classic What Is Going On at CP? moments. Results are sorted by vote count and month, at the moment you can provide your own vote number cutoff, browse different months, or filter all the results by a keyword. This page relies on programs that were not implemented until August 2008, "best of" moments before this time are archived in the links below.
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| 258 | Andy jumps feet first into the deep end and invents Conservapedia's Law!img The implications of this insight are astounding! |
| 180 | Wheaton College is basically garbageimg, according to Andy; it is an an inferior schoolimg that is responsible for producing baby killersimg. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!img |
| 176 | Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is alreadyimg an unperson. And the door slams behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from thisimg, predictably, failsimg and gets punished. |
| 166 | An encyclopedia? Yes, definitelyimg! UPDATE: Who saidimg this was about anybody? MOAR! Obama's not really black? "If you're a queer, then it's time to cheer?" I'm Andy Schlafly, and I approved this message!imgMOAR MOAR PLZ!: Andy improvesimg, adds more crapimg and formatzimg. What about an answerimg? |
| 150 | Andy uses a tragic shooting at a US military recruiting office as a disgusting (not to mention baseless) excuse to take a potshotimg at liberals. User: That's inappropriate.img Andy: Nuh uh!img And you're a liberal! Users: Srsly. Your accusationsimg don't hold much water.img Andy: Nuh uh!img You're trying to censor me!img User: But it's all over the media.img Where's the liberal silence? Troll King: Whoa! Conservatives don't have to back upimg ridiculous assertations. And then he blocksimg bothimg questioners.Update CodyH asks Andy to wait until the facts come in before bashing the liberalsimg. Andy uses his very own Quote Generatorimg and discovers a new Myth!img. CodyH counters, "Andy this is patently absurd"img but meets resistance, "Fuck you bitch, learn the TRUTH!img |
| 149 | A bunch of know-nothing scientists discovering "something" is clearly not front page newsimg. The Holy Grail of evolution you say? More like an elaborate hoaximg by those socialist Swedes! Andy Sez - "its just a scam!"img ANDY UPDATE: You don't need more than a grade school education to understand evolutionary biology, and by the way, did you know Richard Dawkins isn't a professor?img |
| 141 | Holy. Shitimg. Andy's deep ridden misogyny on display for the world. UPDATE: Our heroine, Li'l Bethany, weighs inimg. Andy's response: That's cute, now why don't you run along and bake us some cupcakes?img UPDATE: There's a good girl.img Now, you've learned something. UPDATE: Point takenimg. But is Andy considering adding a physical component to the history test? |
| 135 | An 11-yr-old accidentally kills his 9-yr-old brother in an argument over a video game gone tragic because of an unattended shotgun in the home. Since their parents obviously cannot be criticized for leaving a gun within reach of children, it is branded "Another tragedy from unattended video game playing."img |
| 133 | The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at allimg UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour"img |
| 128 | Jessica walks a dangerous path.img Update: Revertedimg by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes backimg with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybodyimg else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalismimg. Finale Andy strips her of her rights.img |
| 121 | Andy takes on the Catholic church, part deux: When the Church does something I don't like, it's because the liburls made the Pope do it!img UPDATE As Andy gets his assimg handedimg to himimg, TK steps in to protect Dear Leader withimg censorshipimg andimg banhammer.img GOAT: Andy redefines Papal powersimg so Andy cannot be wrong. MOAR! Andy: Burn the heretics!img Acolyte: Er, srsly?img Andy: Yes! Open your mind!img Acolyte: Thanks! Now where's my lighter?img |
| 118 | CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashionimg. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a petty thug. More: TK and Andy hideimg the evidence.img And: no more user rights or old user name. More: Commentimg at your own peril! |
| 115 | User: The radioactive decay rate of uranium-238 can't vary.img Andy: Then uranium-238 must only exist in your closed lib-burr-rul mind.img UPDATE: Addison throws down the gauntlet.img UPDATE: Andy pulls out that old blackjack, the Second Law of Thermodynamics.img MOAR: perpetual motion machines are impossible, radioactive decay rates can't be constant!img UPDATE: A user injects a few too many big wordsimg into the talk, and is promptly burnedimg and blockedimg by TK. |
| 111 | Andy: I won't discuss these allegationsimg until you insult liberals first. |
| 110 | Hsmom politely asksimg for a cite about Biden's liquor-induced state which turns TK nasty.img You're next Hsmom. UPDATE: RJJensen plays with fireimg and TK promptly revertsimg. UPDATE Part II: GaryJ cites information that Biden doesen't drink.img TK saysimg Gary's point is invalid because he is a "deceitful Euro troll coward".img Update III: TK: "In a Grand Gesture of Unity, I'll change this unprovable fact to make it un-disprovable!"img |
| 106 | Of course the Catholic Church supports war and the death penaltyimg; who you gonna believe: me or some European with a gay-lookin' hat? UPDATE: Gauntlet thrown.img Will Andy pick it up? MOAR: Doctrine? Why, when I use a term, it means whatever I choose to to mean!img HOLY SHIT! Well, the church burned heretics, so the death penalty must be good!img As a bonus, the death penalty is likely to make you repent!!1!!1! |
| 105 | PJR throwsimg in the towel and decides to make a much-anticipated PJR Wiki. Will Andy beg him to stay, or wave goodbye to another librull? |
| 105 | Being a professor of physicsimg at Princeton isn't sufficient: Andy definesimg what it meansimg to be a physicistimg. |
| 105 | Blatant Plagiarism: Look! Some guy on youtube is talking about something!img
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| 103 | Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defenseimg, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lectures may often be incorrect, but I have been teaching them to impressionable kids for years, which is more than YOU can say.img Trump card. Win. |
| 100 | ♗: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!img ♗: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Debatable Semanticsimg ♗: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Be more specificimg ♗: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWIimg Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWIimg |
| 98 | The last survivor of the Titanic — a British-owned, British-built ship — dies, having lived in England all her life. To Jpatt, this somehow constitutes "an American story."img |
| 98 | Andy gets PWNED by PNAS.img Insta-Update Andy puts his own spinimg on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN!img UPDATE Move along, nothing to see hereimg IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andyimg will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block. |
| 97 | Simply providing an articleimg when askedimg isn't enough. Karajou demandsimg it to be read to him.img Unsurprising update: The situation escalates,img TK joins in, erases final the commentimg and bansimg the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really. |
| 96 | User: "Here is my full and epic rewriteimg of an article that consisted of only two paragraphs before. I'll add the referencesimg later." - TK: "No,img you won't!"img |
| 94 | Teh Bishop declaresimg checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board overimg and leaves a nice screedimg on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same personimg? Update: TK: The game is overimg. OVERimg. |
| 92 | New user: You have a couple of errors in your lecture. Can I help?img Andy: If you think you're so smart, I dare you to take my exam! We don't like know-it-alls here, and I know you're wrong!img New user: I would do your exam if I thought you could give a good exam.img 'Nother user: You're wrong, Andy.img Andy: "I'd too see if either you could even score 50% on the World History Midterm Exam. Looks like both you won't dare display your real knowledge."img New user: Here you go. And here's some facts. And I'm still willing to help.img Aside: New user has decided to put facts into Andy's lectures...img Will there be a ban brewing? TEACAKED: Banned!img UPDATE: Block challenged!img MOAR UPDATE: I'm sorry, did you say something?img ANDEEEEE: He got second place in the exams. But he's still wrong!img Why won't the Brits just admit Andy's truth? And Prussia is still the former name of Germany. TK: unblock of JosephMacimg only six hours after TK dragged the discussion behind closed doors... and now, the former name of Germany is Waldeck.img MORRRRRREEEEEE: Slap!img BACK!!! Mr. Schlafly, sorry I got banned. But many of us Brits have told you you're wrong. Allow me to edit your lectures now.img Countdown to ban... |
| 90 | PJR tells all! (Linked from here.) |
| 90 | TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinximg No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himselfimg and asksWTFimg? who responds the only way he knows howimg WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher courtimg Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is groundedimg.FINALLY Jinx gets his batimg and ballimg back. |
| 90 | Chivalry may not be dead, but Andy's "chivalryimg"-motivated decision to give the girls in his American History class shorter, easier tests is proving deadly to moraleimg, even among his biggest supportersimg. UPDATE: If you don't like it, you can leaveimg, so our class will then be left with those who "may not speak up as much" - err, I mean, "do want more chivalry". Update: Phil's a troublemakerimg. MOAR: Bethany ups the ante by stating that her mother objects to his policy, and suggests that Andy asks the other parents how they feel about it tooimg. UPDATE: I'll ask them, but they are probably ill informed.img Also, I don't understand the meaning of the word "equality." MOAR MOAR People warnimg BethanyS of the nature of the beast and show their support.img Andy doesn'timg disappoint. EVEN MOAR POOL'S CLOSED. Sorry, Beth, chivalry demands I don't ask your opinion or permission. Final (?) Update Class? Sensitivity? Leadership ability? I don't know what those strange words meanimg. |
| 89 | Wow.img Thatimg was soimg incrediblyimg predictable! |
| 87 | Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparisonimg. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumpingimg User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye"img from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrongimg. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler referenceimg Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives his stamp of approvalimg |
| 86 | How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!"img |
| 86 | Psst! Andy! Want to know the real reason gun control would have been impossible in feudal timesimg? They didn't have guns. |
| 85 | Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancingimg. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY.img EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parodyimg. & More!img and even MORE!img |
| 84 | Andy at his finestimg: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all! |
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| 84 | Andy redefines Conservatives around the world to suit himself.img |
| 83 | Andy confirms that "no Conservapedia contributors have mental problems!"img |
| 81 | Andy's final exam in American Historyimg is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When askedimg about gender segregation, Andyimg actsimg likeimg animg assimg. Oh, and TK has to kiss some assimg while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her lastimg post on CP. |
| 81 | Is it doublethink or just plain idiocy? Jessica: "Members of vandal sites will be blocked."img - Jimmy: "But... you're a member there, too, so you should also be blocked!"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "Nuh-uh! Only those who vandalize and brag will be blocked."img - John: "So what about the guy who made no edits here and didn't brag there?"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "He's a member of a vandal site! Guilty by association, duh!"img |
| 81 | MikeSalterimg goes out in a blaze of glory. MOAR: He's not just a vandal, he's a traitor!img |
| 81 | Inside The Schlafly Mind, Part 7 - Andy spots a suggested news itemimg and decides to add it without "editorializing"img. Andy thinks, "Hmmm....editorializing....I just used used that word, and I'm a conservative, so that means it must be a conservative word!img I've almost completed another geometric fit! Woot!" UPDATE: "I am an electrical engineer too, so the words for electronic components have to be conservativeimg as well!" |
| 81 | TK detects a sock and shows his reading skills:
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| 80 | Andy on the March for Andy on the Inauguration: Net Exodus from DC!img Less than the liberal media predicted!img |
| 80 | Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.img |
| 79 | "Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this descriptionimg remind you of? |
| 78 | In-depth news analysis, Schlafly style: A man who dresses in black must be an atheist.img Maybe Andy should double check his sources. UPDATE: This issue is raised; Andy responds, "Liberal denier! Intent does matter!"img Someone should change the newsbite to read, "Wearing all black with anti-Christian intent is characteristic of anti-Christian belief systems." More, More: You dare to point out the hypocrisyimg of the great and powerful |
| 78 | Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and captionimg. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Pageimg. |
| 78 | BUMP! Ed will regret thisimg, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!img Update Special Ed never fails to disappointimg. Actually, he's really disappointingimg, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laughimg out of it. WHITEWASHEDimg! Best moments: Ed revertsimg and Blocks BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free. |
| 77 | Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightningimg KevinS does the math, and no, it's notimg Andy: lalalalalalalaimg. |
| 77 |  En garde!img Riposte Philip J. Rayment lays it down!img Critical Hit: HelpJazz fires his lazorsimg! Defeated - Bugler plays Tapsimg. |
| 76 | Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!" Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closedimg" TK: "This is a non-issueimg" Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News!img Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!" |
| 76 | Namby-pamby 'energy saving' is for FAGS!img Efficiency is an anti-American UN plot!img. Pffft, Earth Hour is just an excuse for liberals to be lazyimg. |
| 76 | Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,"img. INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything!img MOAR It's not about music, it's about languageimg. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.img MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andyimg. |
| 76 | The Catholic Church saga continues. Blocked editor comes back Why was my IP blocked?img Because you disagreed with Andy, now piss off (signed TK). A fascinating insight into the methods and madness of TK. Update: Ed Poor activates his VSRDimg (very selective rudeness detector ®). Update: Banwatch decides he was too impersonal and says a more direct Auf Wiedersehenimg whilst coming up with the new concept of "Sort of" blocks.Update Andy arrives late to the party and adds his seal of approvalimg |
| 75 | Pro wandalism: Counterexamples to Evolution gets a Rodgers & Hammerstein remix.img |
| 75 | Lowkey throws a grenadeimg at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy showsimg leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grabimg for power? More Andy identifies the real problemimg - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the wayimg of the 90/10 Dodo. |
| 74 | It was inevitable.img So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry!img More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled[sic] email for this now revealed vandal site sysop"img |
| 74 | Bigger.img BIGGER!img BIGGER!!!!imgBIGGER!!!!!!11!!1img Oh, God, yes---BIGGER!!1!11!!11img |
| 73 | Andrew Schlafly, wearing black?img Say it aint so! He must be one of them dangerous atheists! |
| 73 | Phyllis Schlafly regarding students silently protesting her being honored at a college graduation: "I'm not sure they're mature enough to graduate.img" Andy Schlafly to students whose college is honoring Obama at their graduation: "PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST!img" |
| 73 | The latest ad hoc rule from TK demands user's must supply an email addressimg. Can we expect him to remind his fellow sysops Andy Schlaflyimg, BethanySimg, ChrisSimg, DeborahB.img, HenrySimg & Will N.img? UPDATE User:The sign-up page says it's optional.img : DON'T CONTRADICT ME, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!img Alas, the University of Sheffield shall edit no more!img |
| 72 | Andy doesn't want the US healthcare system to become as 'bad' as the UK'simg....that's right, the one that's ranked 19 places above the US by the WHO! |
| 72 | User asks "Its a bit hypocritical of you to blast Wikipedia for blocking scientologists when I have seen many similar blocks here"img. Andy replies Nonsense! We only block "individuals".img Individuals like Oxford University for example? |
| 71 | BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source."img Roger: "...wait, what?"img |
| 71 | Andy, again, makes up some utter bullshit and sells it as "CONSERVATIVE TRIUMPH!"img |
| 71 | Classic deranged Schlafly: Andy versus a good natured user, who is on the same side and agrees with Andyimg. How dare he make a friendly suggestion to add a link to a charity and not mention LIBRULS?! Contribute more! Liberal deceit! We won't have charities around here! Defeating liberals is more important than supporting charities! *BANNED!*img |
| 71 | Jpatt sums up the conservapedia philosophyimg for a new user. |
| 70 | PJR starts his own wiki in response to all the crap he's received at CP. Is this the beginning of a ? |
| 70 | Andy demonstrates his thorough ignorance of what "aspiring" means.img Sure, Andy; you still only aspire to be an actress after you've acted in a bevy of films and become a world-famous sex symbol. |
| 69 | How to be a douche, TK-style: 1) User raises concernimg 2) Let them know that you can see their personal info, so they don't try to raise concern againimg 3) Another user questions your moveimg 4) Attack with "LIBERAL," "AD HOMINEM," "DECEIT," "MENTAL ILLNESS," "FRAUD," and anything else you can.img 5) User concedes defeatimg 6) In an act of stupendous self-contradiction, deny that the user could have been mistakenimg and GODSPEEDimg. MOAR: Accuse banned user of deceit for refusing to acknowledge they are wrongimg |
| 69 | Even though you've made a good effort at explaining a difficult concept concisely, you've got too high a word to substance ratioimg so you're probably a liberal! Update: OTOH, perhaps it's about my short attention spanimg |
| 68 | Do not think!img Conform to the Lecture!img Conservative Gradingimg, perhaps? |
| 68 | Real name policy gone wrong: "Dear PUG, we don't allow usernames with all capital lettersimg - Signed, JY23." |
| 68 | Andy adds some much needed "logic"img to an entry. MOAR It would also seem that Andy thinks the only reason that leaves turn brown in autumn is to impress us humans with their beautyimg UPDATE Andy defends his position.img Update PatWills: Beauty is subjective, I prefer green leavesimg Andy: Stop denying beauty!img |
| 67 | TK shows that perspective is everything as he grabs LArron's rangeblock summary tableimg to demonstrate how CP only blocked 0.328% of the entire Internet: 10,513,786 IPs on a site with 28,132 users and 607,279 edits.img "Proof of hysterical, deceit-filled caterwauling by vandal sites" indeed. |
| 67 | Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?"img |
| 67 | RJJensen continues his conservative-bias purge in the Examples of Liberal Bias,img removing several with "no evidence provided." Ed partially agrees, but notes two examples that do not need evidence.img Then CP in the News butts in and reverts everything,img breaking an irony meter with his edit comment: "Changes of this sort, of a political nature, must be discussed first. We are not just an encyclopedia, Dr. Jensen." |
| 67 | Andy sez: The Trojan Horse was liberal deceit!img |
| 66 | Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teachingimg." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussoliniimg was Italy's leader in WW1! |
| 66 | While deep-burning CP's wiki-history, TK accuses of forging screenshotsimg. Is it true, or was that just forged? Paradox headaches will ensue. UPDATE Copyright debate over flower picture in the Sexual Continence article? What copyright debate?!img |
| 65 | Mystery:Did humour exist before Conservapedia?imgUpdate:Noimg, noimg, noimg!!!1 |
| 65 | According to Sir Schlafly, China invented fireworks BEFORE gunpowderimg. Bonus points: the Chinese managed to invent bamboo. |
| 65 | Did Andy just call us well educated?img Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2Kimg are "nearly as many monthly visitors"img as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy?img |
| 65 | More creepinessimg from Uncle Ed. Update: TK crushesimg Ed's hopes. |
| 65 | TK: "Email is required."img Ed Poor: "Please email me your real name and phone number." Andy: "Private communications are disfavored on this wiki."img UPDATE: Checkmate?img No, wait ... that's checkmate!img 'NOTHA UPDATE: TK's joined the fun! And what does he do...?img Moar Roman says something stupidimg that will get him banned. Intermission: TK "archives"img Andy's talk page... to the memory hole in order to remove any trace of Andy disagreeing with TK's policy. Even Moar Yep, Andy saw itimg...and did the usualimg. |
| 65 | One year later, the resentfulness of deep humiliation still comes out in Andy's latest News postimg. |
| 64 | The Obama-bashing gets ever more hysterical. Now he is supposed to be Muslim because he "non-dance-danced" at the inaugural ball, and his well-known morning workouts at the gym have been revealed to be secret Muslim prayer sessionsimg, facing Mecca of course. They don't seem to like this guy. |
| 64 | Atheists, like the ancient Greeks, have no sense of humourimg. Then why is this so funny? |
| 64 | America ... elects socialists - but is becoming more and more conservative.img UPDATE: We don't askimg questions like thatimg around here buddy. MOAR UPDATE: User: Can we get a response to that question?img : what part of no questionsimg do you not understand?img |
| 64 | Step right up folks! All your favorite Schlaflyisms in one place!img. Hear the "You're Clueless!", Gasp at the denigration of Obama, laugh at the hilarious typos, be shocked at the offensive anti-British sign off!! |
| 63 | Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of raceimg. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of raceimg. |
| 63 | Stopping parodists, the CP way: There are not nor ever have been parodists hereimg. Move along. |
| 63 | FernoKlump pops offimg a first-class . MOAR TARGET After the shot is cleared, AlanM reposts itimg. Subsequent beletionimg and kill. |
| 62 | Another instance of TK's insanity, paranoia, and wild range blocking. With the usual Parthian shotimg, including TK's email messages, showing his logical style for all to see. Burned by Jpatt after 7 minutes, of course. |
| 62 | Thisimg is what happens when a person who hasn't seen a movie decides to write not just a summary of that movie, but an analysis of the inner message. Ebert's been going to a lot of unnecessary trouble all these years, it seems. |
| 61 | PJR takes on Andy & Ed in direct Konfrontation. It'll end in tears! It appears that PJR is taking a stand: removingimg the Muslim crap from Obama's page and now rewritingimg Ken's Mainpage bragging! (see entry 3 below) FIGHT! MOAR Andy reverts Philipimg and removes some comments that highlight Andy's tortured logic.img |
| 61 | Epistemology, Assfly style:img ...more people agree that autumn foliage is beautiful than agree that 2+2=4. If you agree the latter is absolute, so is the former. More American voters agree that Obama will make a good president than agree that was a good president or agree that McCain would have made a good president. What does that mean, Andy? |
| 60 | CPAdmin1 to Aschlafly: Your source is a blog. I gave 4 separate sources that are Greek lexicons. Which do you think is more reliable?img. Do you really want to know? UPDATE: I'll take my blog and some shit I just made upimg over your fancy book larnin any day MOAR! Tim, it is well known that expertise is a liberal trait!img Think for yourself and think the same thoughts as I do. Your gut instinct plus whatever random blogs you can find that support it are far more reliable. |
| 60 | CJHallock describes a news item regarding a creation website's traffic statistics as "less than illuminating."img Andy sez: the BIGGER question is does it bother you that most people reject the theory of evolution?img |
| 59 | "Hermaphrodites: further proof against evolution"img.......WHAT!?.........Conservapedia: because your brain deserves a break |
| 59 | Editor: "Excuse me, but there's a basic flaw in your theory there"img. Andy: "Neee Naww your pants are on fire AND you're a stupid cow!"img. Mature debate at its finest. |
| 59 | UN diplomats in New York don't pay parking tickets? Outrageous!img US diplomats in London don't pay parking tickets? La la la la! I can't hear you!img Update: As always, TK wins the argument.img |
| 59 | Yes, believing in is a... syndrome.img The supply of cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fateimg. Update the second: The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it!img But wait, after 0709, Andy refuses to teachimg the controversyimg |
| 58 | Andyimg thinksimg the Associated Press use Conservapedia to do their factchecking. However,img a careful reader might have inferred it from where it is clearly stated in the original article, which was posted at least four hours before Andy's claim. "Cody? Cody?"img. |
| 58 | ♗ x ♛ !img Andy refuses to give in.... |
| 58 | MOAR ANDY: User: Andy, Brits won't admit there's a ban on Catholic Prime Ministers because no such ban exists.img Andy: If truth were so important, then come up with a better way to say "there's a ban on the Prime Minister being a Catholic!"img And I have proof that such a ban exists, because no Catholic has been a Prime Minister! 'Nother User: Andy, Brits have talked about a Catholic Prime Minister before, and there is no ban.img Why Blair waited is Blair's business. Andy: "Constitutional scholars" make all sorts of claims, including silly ones. Nothing you say refutes the three facts I cite above, and I welcome alternative wording that does not censor the facts.img |
| 58 | The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit themimg |
| 58 | School's in, Mr. Schlafly.imgIs this guy really a teacher? |
| 58 | CJH is mad about the copyright violationsimg Instant update: RJJensen: "You're clueless.img It's not theft unless we break into the artist's computer and erase the file there after grabbing a copy!" Umm, no CJH: We're talking about stealing rights, not the file itselfimg. FUCK OFF I'VE TAUGHT COPYRIGHT AT NUMEROUS LAW SCHOOLS RJJ: the copyright owner still has his file and his rights. Oh and fairusefairusefairuse!!1!img. MORE CJH: Saying it's fair use sure makes things easier, don't it?img MOAR! RJJ: Fairusefairusefairusefairusefairuse and shut your insolent yapimg for attempting to speak for the copyright holder, USURPER!MOARMOARMOAR MOAR!img Still MoarRJJ thinks ignoring CJH fixes the copyright problemsimgCJH disagreesimg. With the usual resultimg.TK hides the whole fraking thingimg with his new rights |
| 58 | Karajou QUITSimg. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled watersimg |
| 58 | Andy: Breaking news!img.....Jpatt (12 days ago): Breaking news!img.....Karajou (14 days ago): Breaking news!img |
| 58 | Oh, boy! The new stupidityimg is out! UPDATE: still to comeimg? UPDATER Bullshit statistics are GO!img |
| 57 | The great work of creating the Schlafly Bible has begunimg! |
| 57 | Andy tries his best to forget that whole 'list thing'img. Update: It's back up! Burn, baby, burn! Proposed for speedy delete due to "National security concerns" - CALL TEH FBI!! UPDATE: Deleted. UPDATE:Screen cap |
| 57 | Andy's latest insight:img Obama refers to America as... America, "as a foreigner would". Unlike George W. Bush, of course (do a full-text search for "America"). Also, Andy apparently thinks "we" (in "we will get there") is third-person when Obama uses it. |
| 57 | Andy admits he likes theimg , except where they're too liberal. This is what happens when you think education comes from pontificating before doing the requisite reading, even . |
| 57 | Obama's former pastor makes anti-Semitic remarks! CP's response? Front page news!img Radical anti-Semite and Obama "birther" conspiracy loon commits a terrorist act at the Washington, DC Holocaust Museum! CP's response? TK blames and compares the antisemitism of the shooter to the left and Obama!img |
| 57 | "I'm going to try to work this article back to a more accurate definition over the next few gays."img - Foxtrot |
| 56 | Jpatt tries to argue about the scienceimg...to say he gets it completely and humiliatingly wrong would be an understatement... |
| 56 | In a stunning display of competence, TK blocks Conservapediaimg from Conservapedia (domain-address: ). Good job, ! |
| 56 | NicholasT apologetically throws his hatimg into the great humor debate. Schalfly respondsimg. NicholasT respondsimg. Assfly slaps JeffCimg on the wrist for interfering with the debateimg. TK decides the debate has already ended and declares that NicholasT was insisting on last wordismimg. |
| 56 | Clement returns and delivers the Parthianimg Andy's been waiting for. UPDATE: TK burned it after only 8 minutes. |
| 56 | discovers ONE person in the UK who opposes evolution.img does not even bother to say who this person is. declares EPIC WINZ! UPDATE: trolls for more attention.img |
| 56 | " 09:15, 3 December 2008 (Talk | contribs) blockedimg Philip J. Rayment (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) (Insulting Andy)" Rationalwiki has no comment at this time Update: "11:39, 3 December 2008 (Talk | contribs) unblocked (Talk | contribs) (No authority to do so; please be mindful of chain of command))" |
| 56 | While in Hawaii, Obama ate Spam Musubi. Muslims by law can't eat pork. Therefore, Obama cannot be a muslim! Andy: Not everyone knows Spam is made of pork, therefore it's not proof!img Obama drank beer, perhaps. At least there's a beer called Obama Beer. Aschlafly imagines beer isn't forbidden in Islam. Beer is forbidden. You can't easily make this much stupidity up, folks. ? |
| 55 | Ed Poor, HIV denierimg. |
| 55 | Ed moves the Obama article to Barack Hussein Obama. How long until he moves the other presidents like George Walker Bush or William Jefferson Clinton Oh, wait, almost forgot that those guys don't have Evil Muslim Middle Names CP needs to emphasize. treatment for Obama as usual. Bonus Lulz The move causes CP's Redirect Fixing Bot to go wild and vandalizeimg the Main Page. |
| 55 | Oh, sweet merciful crap -- |
| 55 | Schlafly Skimming at its best: The Telegraph laughs at Conservapedia for "hav[ing] no time for reality's liberal bias." Andy, in his infinite illiteracy, brags about being in the news.img UPDATE: "Conservative" and "UK" don't belong in the same sentence.img |
| 55 | User pwns Andy with his own wordsimg. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height.img Let us hope he never decides to become an architect. |
| 55 | User: Hey guys, look at this poll I foundimg. TK posts the same news itemimg and then lies, saying the user should've checked the news section as it had already been posted.img User: Actually, I think I brought it up first...img TK spits in his face.img |
| 55 | TK and Andy, the only two enforcers left, are getting really thin-skinned and short-tempered. See thisimg for some of TK's short-temperedness. That same victim got further welcoming treatment as he tried to create a disambiguation page for Boston, with a redirectimg. His efforts were revertedimg and burnedimg because of "silly, foreign cities". (Though JM later put those silly foreign cities back inimg!) Remember when CP was a vibrant, active, and exciting (albeit insane) place? With many people actively working at "building an encyclopedia"? So much so that they even had article creation contests? Oops: That Boston page that Administrator Joaquín Martínez put silly foreign cities back into? Unauthorized.img |
| 55 | TK's article destruction contest continues. You can't write something without citing a reference for it, and books aren't acceptableimg as a thing to cite! TK can't take your word for it that the book says what you claim, without going to the library and looking at the book. UPDATE: "Books aren't for internet users.img Only trolls insist on using them!img" MOAR: RJJimg says "'tis Ok for I hath added MOAR books!"img |
| 55 | Woo-hoo! Big Phil pisses onimg and then removesimg Aschlafly's bizarre but heavily defendedimg Pokiston news story from the front page. Stirring stuff. Bungler then protests on Main page talkimg and on Phil's own pageimg. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Bugler then creates a new page: Disputeimg!) UPDATE: It keeps getting better. Bugler foams at the mouth, accuses PJR of facilitating Al Qaeda's attempts to insert a sleeper cell into the White Houseimg. UPDATE: Dear Leader to PJR: Fuck you, Liberalimg. UPDATE: Sick of PJR, Bugler turns his attention to his old foe HelpJazzimg. UPDATE "Thats right, I said Fuck You, Phil"img |
| 55 | A great post by Andy on gun control: "You disagree with me, you are not a conservative."img (simultaneously demonstrating that his knowledge of other countries is greater than natives of those countries). Also, ungrammatical ode to guns of the day: "Conservatives (and anyone who realizes that the overwhelmingly defensive use of guns) oppose gun control..." Update: "What dictionary says that your definition is correct?"img - "The one I wrote, duh."img (More lulz: the article Andy points to doesn't actually prove his point Anyway) |
| 55 | I know your name can't be "Lisa" because, um...well...never mind. Banned. Soimg muchimg stupid,img soimg littleimg time. (Note: (account creation disabled) blocks the user's IP, so she can't recreate anyway) |
| 54 | Andy: The Virginia Tech shootings weren't due to "mental insanity," but to the school curriculum. His proof?img Another Virginia Tech student has decapitated someone with a knife. Apparently he wasn't crazy either. |
| 54 | TK just loves the Irish!img |
| 54 | Andy: My site was down? That's unpossible!!!img!! |
| 54 | Jallen shortens the list of block reasons,img claiming that its length is irritating.img flips her off.img Jallen suggests that TK might be partly to blame;img TK locks that talk-pageimg (apparently forgetting that Jallen is also a sysop) as he is all in a huff about Jallen "editing his post" by un-signing it.img |
| 54 | Andy posits that Hitler made a pact with the devilimg and couldn't say so because he would lose credibility with Germany's atheists. Furthermore, the question of whether Hitler did this is one of the Greatest Mysteries of World History.img |
| 54 | Andy is really REALLY starting to lose his mind over this "conservative word" projectimg. |
| 54 | Witness one of the world's rarest events! The Schlafly apology!img Followed by the inevitable kiss of death.img UPDATE Another Schlafly apology!img What the fuck is going on? |
| 54 | American History Homework Twelve Answers - Student 25img says "Russia" when he means the entire USSR, says that the Vietnam and Korean wars were "the two wars that caused immense casualties between 145 and 1980", is impressed by Jackie Robinson "because baseball is shown everywhere so he received a lot bad criticism and hate", says Lyndon Johnson was known "for his ability to shove everyone out of his way", and claims that the "Warren court was anti-God they made a lot of bad and unmoral decisions". What grade does this startling oversimplification of American politics and butchering of English grammar earn Student 25? "Perfect answers! Superb. May use this as a model! 70/70. Congratulations!" Yeah, I'm sure this is preparing kids really well for the AP tests. Especially since, among fourteen papersimg, everybody got either 70/70 or 100/100 except for one 69/70 and one 99/100. |
| 53 | After Wonkette showcases a CP article, TK engagesimg in damage control, saying that "Conservapedia in no way sanctioned it"... which would be a lot more believable if Senior Sysop DeanS hadn't impliedimg his okay by only reverting a single edit in it, leaving the rest untouched. UPDATE: TK is quick to block the Internet Parodist/Vandal (or perhaps the political terrorist) who created the article. |
| 53 | BREAKING NEWS: hELL. Freezes. Over!img UPDATE Thaws, then re-freezes!img |
| 53 | Ignorance of Conservapedia "no gossip" rules doesn't get much better than RobS citing a gossip columnimg containing an unnamed source claiming an unpublished tell-all book by a former John Edwards assistant contains reference to a sex tape made by Edwards. Best part? The sex tape apparently features a "cocaine addicted prostitute", despite the fact the cited article makes absolutely no mention of any such person. You've outdone yourself, Rob. |
| 53 | In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookiesimg" |
| 53 | "Andy, I have some questionsimg. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I seeimg. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?"img "La la can't hear you."img "That doesn't make sense."img "So's your face!img MORE: Sensing inconvenient truthsimg, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffersimg, Get stuffed, Buggersimg. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?"img. "Do not want."img IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verboten.img |
| 52 | Inquiring minds want to know: has Andy ever actually seen an encyclopedia?img |
| 52 | Andy gets totally, totally pwnedimg by some user who actually passed high school history. |
| 52 | After Ed Poor opens a commentimg with a vague criticism of Dear Leader, TK decides that new user Umlaut wrote it, and makes a thinly-veiled threat to ban him in the same editimg. Update: One commentimg later, the guy gets a 3 month blockimg despite PJR's best efforts.img Update of Doom: TK removesimg Ieuan's analysis and then declares the discussion to be over by archivingimg the rest of the page, leaving nothingimg behind. Mandatory update: Wheelimg Warimg with quality edit comments like "the comments were removed because they were trolling, and offered by a non lawyer on a technical matter, so therefore gibberish". A cookie to the brave soul who tells Andy that during the next Lenski Incident. |
| 52 | Jpatt pens a new masterpieceimg, because, after all, whatever opinion you write is true as long as you quote the Bible. |
| 52 | Dr. Uncle Ed doesn't like truth undermining his homophobia:img "We don't want to hear that anyone can get this disease. It undermines the point that it's a gay disease!" UPDATE! Ed's thorough knowledge of rimmingimg plants a very unfortunate image. |
| 52 | becomes unmentionableimg, too... |
| 52 | Dear gOD!! Ken is trying to singimg now! Please someone make it stop! |
| 52 | Sweetness: Here'simg some random, nigh incomprehensible thoughts on Christmas. What do you think? Rod: Recreate your account with your real name. TK welcomed himimg after he was blocked. DanielGH: Ok. I did as you asked.img Andy: 90/10. Revert.img |
| 51 | The Assfly declares American Indians crossing the Bering Straitimg to be liberal claptrapimg Update: In a flurry of anthropological discovery, Andy uses The Googles to find the differencesimg between Asians and American Indians. |
| 51 | Does TK hold a grudge againstimg |
| 51 | Just a few mistakesimg then... (War on?img) There's moreimg. What's it going to be, 90/10 block, or "Ratwiki troll" block? UPDATE ..and here are a few moreimg Andy... |
| 51 | Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants |
| 51 | Andy: Obama's a dirty liar. He pledged transparency, but keeps his summit shrouded in secrecyimg Anyone could have missed the White House sponsored live blog and streaming video They were only linked from the main page of Whitehouse.gov Update: Hsmom pointsimg this out. (WIGO much?) Andy: Live streaming!? Maybe good enough for a libelous liberal, but I want MOAR!img |
| 51 | FredFerguson departs with a Parthian Shot and a warning for parents. |
| 51 | Andy praises the lack of profanity and tobacco products in a home-schooled football league in Georgiaimg. Better than praising their commitment to "Acedemics and Atheletics". |
| 51 | Undeniable proof that Obama is a Muslimimg. Good spotting Andy |
| 51 | ED BLOCKS PHIL!!!!. Gives reason on Phil's talk pageimg. Phil unblocks himself. Side dish of minor lulz: Ed's editimg removes BRichtigen's, which basically says Bugler's mistakes are covered up, proving his statement in just one minute! |
| 50 | Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets reverted; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page get deleted and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions. |
| 50 | One of Ed "stubby" Poor's finest, and most baffling entries, ever.img |
| 50 | WesleyS runs for the hills.img Andy's circle grows smaller by the day. |
| 50 | It must be Sunday!img FACTS: "Examples of liberal deceit outnumber examples of conservative deceit by perhaps 10:1. It's probably a higher correlation than alcohol causing liver disease"img |
| 50 | Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right.img |
| 50 | JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsiveimg. |
| 50 | Conservapedia Exclusive! The UK government is no more!img Unbeknownst to the liberal media, the Labour party has dissolved itself! |
| 50 | Phil rushes towards a constitutional crisisimg by yelling at Andy. Who's excited? Tomorrow we get to see whether Andy's need to be debilitatingly douchey trumps his need for productive editors. Barkeep - $5,000 on "yes." Update: Andy made over 100 edits - including three reverts of Phil's comments - since this moronic commentimg which made Phil to ask for an apology. But the great leader didn't answer to one of Phil's pleas for more than three days - and counting... |
| 49 | Andy admits an error in judgement, possibly for the first timeimg. This doesn't stop TK from banning the user that Andy thanked,img(because they know teh AOL is EVIL!) |
| 49 | Quick Andy! Send the letter before someone with common sense or intelligence tells you otherwise! UPDATE Holy crap, He's going to send it. UPDATE Someone makes a good point on why the letter will not be published, so Andy reverts, blocks, and says Lenski is the one that lacks scientific rigour.UPDATE Looks like the mailing list is almost complete. |
| 49 | TK demonstrates his knowledge of accounting: Sotomayor is "deep in debt"img with $1.16 million in assets and $418,350 in debts (including her mortgage.) Update: Discussing TK's newspost fail is trolling.img Or not? False alarm,img apparently. |
| 49 | PJRimg vs. Andyimg yet again, this time on Phil's turf. Phil reverts Andyimg, Andy reverts Philimg. Phil revertsimg yet again, and again, Andy reverts Philimg. Glove-slap: "Andy's edit comment and reply here are offensive, illogical, and unsubstantiated.img" Bugler: "Reverting ill-mannered deletion of material without asking Andy. Feel free"img Update: Andy takes his displeasure to DEFCON 2img MOAR Phil, I never called you a liberal, you filthy, atheist liberal who denies the existence of hell!img |
| 48 | If liberals won't admit that they're liberal, Ed will just edit their talk comments to make them admit itimg. ShawnJ notices and changes it backimg. Silly Shawn, YOU aren't allowed to edit other people's comments! |
| 48 | Well, at least Obama was closer with his 57 statesimg...to be fair, they have only been working on this article for 20 months.img
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| 48 | Ed "I have zero tolerance for harassment. Post on my user page whenever you see questionable remarksimg" Poor is askedimg to arbitrate a dispute between an editor and Ken. His response? Ed tells that editor to "cooperate with Ken"img then blocksimg him. EXTRA IRONY: Ed says "my background is mostly scientific"... that explains his mastery of the maths. |
| 48 | 'Conservatives who say bad things are liberals in disguise'img; glad we've cleared that up |
| 48 | Thank you, Google, for heightening Andy's paranoiaimg. Andy can't believe that Google would display the colours of the gay flag (which Andy sees as a "special multicolored line making it appear more attractive."img) for searches on the word 'gay' during "Gay and Lesbian Pride Month" and ignores the fact that Google did the same last year... or that they also celebrate things like Veteran's Day or Independence Day with special logos and stuff. (Plus, why/how often is he searching Google for "gay" anyway?) |
| 48 | Irony meter alert: Andy tries to have the last wordimg in a discussion by bashing "liberal last-wordism". His edit comment says "final reply." Unfortunately, he forgot to banhammer the user, who bravely points out the irony.img Sentence: TALK TALK TALK!img Also burnedimg, of course. |
| 48 | The Australian Revolution explodes! Philip reverts teh Assfly on the Obama nonsenseimg... and the Assfly counterattacksimg. But the Australians are tough people.img Go Philip, go!!!!1Update: That information is unfounded, but founded... got it?img Update 2: Phil meets TK in holy battle on Andy's talk page.img Moar Has Ed's personal protection of Bungler ever been MORE FREAKIN' OBVIOUSimg? |
| 48 | Andy sez: "The Yale Daily News cites Conservapedia as an example a "user-generated content" that "needs to be taken more seriously...img". Yale sez: "Another problem with user-generated content (and social networking in general) is the tendency toward groupthink. This is easy to see on political Web sites like Huffington Post or Conservapedia that are largely ideologically homogenous." Who do we believe? Bonus lulz for Andy cocking up his grammar on the front page for a change. |
| 47 | Andy and his goons are slightly overprotective of the Obama entry. Case in point: An editor revertsimg a page-blanking vandal, makes two tinyimg edits, then revertsimg Andy (who re-blanked the page via rollback). Result: Five years.img MOAR: Another clearly new user who sees the Obama smears: Um, can we discuss this?img Andy counters with his never-failing go-to move: Don't believe Obama's a Muslim? You have free will to deny 2+2=4 too!!img - POW! That's how it works, folks! |
| 47 | TK, having driven off all the useful editors, focuses his wrath on Kenservativeimg. Update: Ken promptly apologizes and bends overimg |
| 47 | Andy, cunning linguist, shoehorns the data into the modelimg. |
| 47 | Andy ♥ Augustoimg. Update: PaulM ♥ Hitlerimg, but that doesn't go over quite as wellimg. |
| 47 | PJR makes a stand on the Obama article: ""Liberal" is an ad hominem...when it's said without any grounds other than disagreeing with a single point of view, then I'd classify as abusive.img" Then, he calls Andy a liarimg! Update: Even Kenservative thinks it's bogusimg. |
| 46 | AlanE makes Andy into his bitchimg |
| 46 | Dial M for moron. Andy's SES application is a shoo-in with sentences like this: "It is thereby complementary within the truth that it addresses and assists in the instruction regarding what is already contained within the district's prevailing instructional program."img |
| 46 | Sourcing made easy: Ken re-uploads a familiar imageimg and now gives Flickr as a source. Said Flickr photo was uploaded today by a completely new user and just happens to link back to his pet article. Hmmmmmmm... |
| 46 | Understanding that most library users are liberal, Hijacked Articles wisely blocks the ip address of user logging on at a library. "Actions have consequences." |
| 46 | In Andy's worldimg, Iceland belongs to the European Union, and Sweden has adopted the Euro... Why? Because it's straightforwardimg (But sorry, no, it's not factual...) |
| 46 | While there is just so much wrong with Andy's new entry on "Obama Syndromeimg," the best part is the bit about "wikis like Conservapedia." Like there's more than one. UPDATE: Thanks Andy, that cite really clears things up.img |
| 46 | Conservative on his knees in front of the entire country of Finlandimg. Update: A Finn respondsimg and Andy censorsimg |
| 46 | Ed revertsimg NeilEG's only contribution and blocks him for inserting nonsense. After the unblock the user stayed away. Can you blame him/her? Should be very amusing to Brits. Neil's edit was 100% accurate More: Ed reverts the editimg that tells him of his mistake. |
| 45 | Andy's advice for the mentally ill? "Turn off the TV, stop reading the newspaper, and pick up a Bible."img Sure, because immersing themselves further in a fantasy world is just what those crazies need. |
| 45 | Jinxy weighs inimg on the abstinence debate (with one of the strangest analogies you are ever likely to read). Andy repliesimg obviously not understanding (or not even reading) Jinx's example. |
| 45 | The Daily Mail isn't Conservativeimg enough for the Assfly. The. Daily. Mail. |
| 45 | Congratulations, Conservapedia, on your first hit listimg! (See previous) |
| 45 | Andy sezimg: "Jesus saved the world, but only I can save Jesus!" Does this mean Andy is more powerful than God? |
| 45 | Uh, what the fuck, Andy?img. |
| 44 | Probably imagining he would have been Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly, the Assfly declares that feudalism was good because the peasants didn't have to commute to work in the morning. Oh, and homeschooling started with feudalism. |
| 44 | FredFerguson firesimg off a logical answer to Andy's taunts. We know how this will end, right. MO': ArthurA has the audacity to present a factimg from a book of facts. How will Andy respond to this incursion? MOAR: Andy has determined that CIA is part of the Government and therefore not a "Trusworthy" source unlike the FBI. He follows that up with something straight out of the quote generatorimg |
| 44 | Andy seems to think that all US diplomacy should be conducted with opportunity for public comment.img And compares Obama and Hitler for good measure. |
| 44 | Andy sez "there is nothing illogical about someone rising from the dead"img. Sure Andy, sure. Happens all the time. |
| 44 | Jpatt's edit comment:img typo or Freudian slip? |
| 44 | Ken: "Allowing other points of view in my articles? I don't recall signing up for that!"img UPDATE TK: "BURRRRRNNNNNN!"img MOAR: There is no cabalimg. |
| 44 | Uncle Ed tends to things: I heard she was more liberal than |
| 44 | Andy, the "brain" behind this masterpieceimg, proceeds to shatter irony metersimg across the planet. |
| 44 | Ed: "Be very careful here, Dinsdale". You're in danger of violating another imaginary policy. |
| 44 | If you wish hard enough, maybe it will come trueimg! |
| 43 | Bugler finally explains it all: Australians don't know shit about Australian problems because they are too closeimg to the problem. You need an American who has never been to Australia to really bring in the insights. Update points out the flawimg in this approach and gets Bugledimg for a week. |
| 43 | Getting pregnant at 17img now counts as a "Great Achievement by a Teenager". |
| 43 | Andy the Leader. So what if you've just lost a week's work? I'm sure it wasn't any goodimg anyway. Besides, all real conservatives were in Washington with meimg protesting Roe v. Wade. |
| 43 | Once again, the Bible is too raunchyimg for Conservapedia. UPDATE: It was too much for them. They nukedimg it. |
| 43 | No matter how hard parodists might try, they will never reach TK's level of creepiness/WTF: "The clock has been started, AndyJM. When you hear the bell, please don't ask for whom it is tolling. It will be tolling for you." The reason for the message: AndyJM didn't mind his own business.img UPDATE! AndyJM jumps! To AndyJM: the communist liberal fascist trolls of RW invite you to join them in destroying all hope for humanity. Bring your own goat. THE END! bannedimg (with several IP range blocks), burnedimg, and saltedimg! Damnatio Memoriae! |
| 43 | Evil parody by NBackstrom gets deletedimg and then Andy says pretty much the exact same thing.img |
| 43 | Man sentenced to death for horrific crime, but in Andy's world since he appeared in one episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 15 years ago as a child, you know what that means....HOLLYWOOD VALUES!img More: After the news bit is challenged by liberals (like RJJensen), Jpatt |
| 43 | The world according to JPatt: Sweden & Denmarkimg are not democracies. |
| 43 | Conservapedia has been a leader in spreading ignorance, peddling pseudoscience and confusing the issueimg. How do they do it? With TK's amazing Photoshop skillsimg. Found exclusively at Conservapedia! |
| 43 | One cannot say the most inhumane and vile things about a person hundreds of times, and publicly, then turn around and state they have sympathy for that person, or extend condolences. If you made policy criticism personal, you cannot go back. Trying to do so smacks as the worst kind of deceit. --ṬK/Admin/Talk 17:29, 19 June 2009 (EDT)img |
| 43 | Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enoughimg. Remember that Jesus said,img When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5) |
| 43 | Ed, I understand that they all sort of look alike to you, but it's Magic Johnson who is HIV-positive (but is not "AIDS-infected" yet), not Michael Jordanimg. Well, we could always put the heroes to a vote...Nah, maybe then John McCain's picture would get too big for the page... |
| 42 | Andy: An hour spent reading Conservapedia is as educational as 100 hours spent reading a bookimg. Honestly, does Andy ever think about anything before he says it? Extra Sauce Cripes, why don't they get a roomimg. |
| 42 | Andy: "Abstinence is the only way to prevent HPV!img TheGuy: "Not quite...img" |
| 42 | Darwin got something wrong, ergo obviously evolution was cooked up in a conspiracy to hide the real truth: the whole Bible is fact!img |
| 42 | Thomas Hobbes: "the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Andrew Schlafly: "Liberals...stupid, intolerant, bigoted, and annoyingimg. |
| 42 | Conservapedia admits that humans can cause global warmingimg — as long as those humans are liberals, that is... |
| 42 | Andypants, your knickers are showingimg. |
| 42 | OMGimg ifimg myimg listimg getsimg anyimg closerimg toimg geometricimg growthimg Iimg thinkimg I'mimg gonnaimg makeimg loveimg toimg myimg Merriam-img Websterimg Dictionaryimg UPDATE: Soimg close!img |
| 42 | Front-page news: A conservative gets over 40% of the voteimg in the NJ Republican governor's primary! Not worth mentioning: His mainstream opponent won the primary by a margin of 13 percentage points. UPDATE: MikeAndrews steps up to the plateimg with this information. |
| 42 | makes some fresh additionsimg to the Summa Homosexualita, including one article that makes a Grand Unifying Theoryimg out of all of his pet obsessions. |
| 42 | Conservapedia: where the number of Americans against adultery is relevant to Obama's economic policies.img |
| 42 | LearnTogether: There's no proofimg that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits. DinsdaleP: Umm, what about thisimg? (snip)img LearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof... |
| 42 | PJR to Andy: You'reimg an idiot.img |
| 42 | And in a booming voice from the heavensimg, Andy commanded his followers, and Andy told them what they must do, and it was soimg. UPDATE: That "allegedlyimg" happened, regardless of evidence. |
| 42 | Schlafly Debating in action: All Hollywood films promote rampant drug use.img Reply: Can you please name some?img Andy Reply: I haven't seen any that don't.img I WIN!!!!! MOAR Andy sets himself upimg for pwning. Even MOAR?! Has he dug too deepimg? MOAR MOAR SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Stop making me look wrong!. There will be noimg moreimg denialimg allowedimg, shut UP! |
| 42 | Liberace wasn't gay,img he was just a victim of the homosexual agenda. Wandal magnet: So were Robin Hoodimg and John Schlafly.img |
| 42 | Displaying his stunning insight in to people of other cultures, Andy blocks a user with a relatively common Indian name telling him to come back with his real first name and last initial. After all, all those Indian guys on the end of the phone are called Dave and Bob.... |
| 41 | We were never at war with Eastasia. |
| 41 | Black holes: the publishing industry scamimg......thanks for the heads up Andy |
| 41 | Andy's got the Irony Meter, TK's got the Creepy Meter: Foxtrot: "Hey, a bunchimg of small questions, including one about your petty Helpjazz ban..." TK: "Silence!"img Foxtrot: "WTF?"img TK: "SILENCE!img I'm a sysop, I don't have to put upimg with people trying to contact me through my talk page! This sort of contactimg with me has to beimg behind closed doors!" Foxtrot: "Uhhhh... sure. Sure.img Whatever." The Ghost of Sysop Past: "*cough* Bullshit rule.img *cough*" TK: "Tim, you're clueless. Foxtrot, you got special rights, so you're my bitchimg now". Foxtrot bends over and spreadsimg. |
| 41 | Andy's newest |
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Less than nothing. As of approximately 3:30PM EST, 27 January 2009 |
| 41 | When it happens on Bush's watch, Conservapedia cheers.img When it happens on Obama's watch, Conservapedia screams like a stuck pig.img |
| 41 | questions the statistical knowledgeimg of . |
| 41 | More unhinged antics from lulzmaster Ken.img What is going on? believes that has shown up on CP, calls his argument about the Boteach/Dawkins slight "Vandalism," then wants to know why the person he believes is Dawkins won't debate Boteach, because "Conservapedians would truly love to see Rabbi Boteach pummel you a second time in a public debate!" Calm down, Banwatch, and clean off your monitor; Dawkins doesn't care about CP, nor you. |
| 41 | Really, it's amazing what TK can get away with: Step 1: Completely revertimg all edits by Jessica, Jallen and Karajou. Step 2: "I think there isn't a dispute here."img Step 3: "Really, we have reasons like 'Liberal name calling' and 'Liberal multiculturalism' because the users asked for more ban reasons."img |
| 41 | Andy on this student's question oneimg: "Your answer is utterly crap. 9/10." |
| 41 | “It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it” - Thomas Jefferson.img takes it to heart,img in the usual way. |
| 41 | Outside statistical opinions welcomeimg, says Andy. KennyMac makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debateimg with a concise explanation and further commentaryimg. Crocoshite says, "we don't wantimg your sort around here - we like teh stupid". Update: Croco goes rampaging. UPDATE: Andy has read KennyMac's excellent explanationimg, but utterly, totally and completelyimg failed to understand it. |
| 41 | No more than a few hours after receiving MOAR POWER (Check user), immediately starts to bully other administrators. Some great statements in the section already: TK starts off the section with "CP has an owner, it is his absolute right to have whatever viewpoint he wants"img and later hints that, as an administrator, means total agreement with Andyimg or else demotion should follow. Bugler helps by adding that "[Andy] is rightly the arbiter of what constitutes truth."img joins inimg, which again are obvious attempts to protect TK and without naming/blocking them. |
| 41 | Kotomi dons the blue beretimg Update: Ed Poor knows that it is not about himimg (butimg provesimg otherwise)Smack! Kotomi upsimg the ante. Update: Bugler repliesimg: "I'm insulted that you call me a fascist, even if the things I say would make Mussolini proud." |
| 40 | Ken justimg keepsimg goingimg and goingimg and goingimg... UPDATE: and going... |
| 40 | Karajou is a geniusimg. Really. Update: The word is jerkimg, not genius. Really. |
| 40 | TK seems to be about to Sysops some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the Commandmentsimg talk page about this issue, and it may become the next Timeline. The burned material has been saved CP in the News. UPDATE: PJR has restored itimg. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's MOER: TK revertsimg PJR's reversion. - EDIT WAR? MOAR: Hsmom joins inimg. |
| 40 | Horsey DEAD?img I beat it!!!img Update: Hsmom realizesimg that she is now the sole voice of sanity on the Main Page talk page, to which TK says |
| 40 | Despite the photographic evidence and first person accounts, Andy refuses to fall for Barack Obama's "birth certificate." He's right. With the official number blocked out, that could be any Barack Hussein Obama II born in Honolulu at 7:24pm August 4, 1961 to Ann Dunham (Caucasian) and Barack Hussein Obama (African). UPDATE But now there's a picture with the number. Wriggle, Andy, wriggle. UPDATE WITH EXTRA NUTS Apparently Jpatt (with Andy's approval) thinks this nutbar is more credible because he filed a bullshit lawsuit. Is there an Obama Derangement Syndrome yet? Andy could be the poster child. EXTRA CASHEWS AND PECANS: Wingnuttery hits a new high! And continues to climb! Update: Ignoring the nutjob constitutes liberal bias of course, they should be like us and only ignore things that don't help propagate our agenda, such as plane crashes. |
| 40 | 0709 indulges in some wishful thinking and deletes an article on a "marginal liberal show."img So marginal that it's won an Emmy and a Peabody Award and has more than a million viewers. |
| 40 | Be careful, Joaquin. Your historical quote is more appropriateimg than you might think.img |
| 40 | BugleBoy's meds wear offimg. UPDATE: Fasten your seatbelts--this could be a bumpy rideimg. |
| 40 | LongStop: Andy, your analysis is all wrongimg. Andy: La la la la. I can't hearimg you. UPDATE: Oh and please conform to our naming convention.img It should be obvious that I want to refer to you by name when I dismiss your points out of hand. Now . LongStop: You didn't address my pointimg. Andy: This time stay fucked off. |
| 40 | MOAR ED: Classic needless information removal.img And the ignorance shall set you free! |
| 40 | Frey:img "Why was that user blocked?" - TK:img "MYOB." - Alan:img "Here is the reason." - Henry:img "Wait, what?" - Bugler:img "SILENCE!" *blocks Alan* - Will:img "Dude..." - Bugler: "I KEEL YOU!" Update: Wheel war in the block logs! Oh snap: TK:img "The correct question is: Do any of you want to provoke me into some action I will not regret?" (actual quote) - while Henry requestsimg backup from He Who Won't Listen. Slow learner's edition update: While Bugler suggestsimg that Henry should |
| 39 | Another inevitable...errrr...insight from Andy - prepare for Obamaspeak!img. |
| 39 | Schlafly teaches world history! Lesson one: creationist propagandaimg: "When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C." Except, you know, those bones & things... |
| 39 | Bushismsimg? Non-encyclopedic. Obama-ismsimg? Something completely differentimg! And why? "Just because. Now go away."img |
| 39 | Oh dear, somebodyimg is about to find themselves becoming Andy's least favourite cunning linguist. UPDATE Denise getsimg herimg comeuppanceimg and returns to grovellingimg. |
| 39 | It's Official! Andy's dialogue regarding the naming of President's Day contains the All-Time Mother Lodeimg of , providing moar fud for . |
| 39 | Even Ed found it incomprehensible!img UPDATE: PJR continues to spank Andy around with the truthimg |
| 39 | First they went after the liberals. Then came the atheists. Then the evolutionists. Then... people who were good at math. And now, apparently having run out of targets, Ed bans a guy for trying to add noncontroversial info about ants. |
| 39 | Mild jokes at a sysop's expense?img We can'timg have that!imgUPDATE JY23 moves with the times and breaks off all ties.img |
| 39 | The quality of feedback from "Amateur-fessor" Andy: "Great score, 33 out of 37!img But don't be optimistic, I grade the weaker students' papers first!" "Wait, no, 32.img You had another mistake I didn't catch!" "Someone's scored higher than you!"img "Nope, 31!img Found another mistake you made." GOAT: How does he get 37 points, when the exam is 35 questions, with 9 honors questions and an extra credit question? Update the results are back and the winner got 42 out of 37. |
| 39 | "My Mommy maded up the word "Globalism"img, did too did too". |
| 39 | Suggesting that PJR's siteimg is more welcoming? NOTimg ALLOWEDimg! |
| 39 | Teh is a secret evolutionist! If you |
| 39 | Andy confuses geometric progressionsimg with arithmetic progressions....and it looks like we've found that 17th Century 'conservative term' you're after....Oh dear, found another, that's spoilt your 'geometric' progression...this is just too easy now! |
| 39 | Can't you fools read? When I say I want substantive comments, don't post substantive commentsimg! "Dinsdale, we're here to think and learn." - ASchlafly Bonus Snark Doesn't anyone have anything substantive that totally agrees that I'm right and they're wrongimg? UPDATE: Andy is told he just might be wrongimg... and responds with a couple ofimg STFU'simg. More: Only "substantive" comments will be tolerated on his talk pageimg too. The banhammerimg is primed and ready. UPDATE:Confused much?img |
| 39 | Andy demonstrates aspects of liberal style. See "#55: silly demands for apologies." |
| 39 | Tomorrow's Conservapedia Day... Let the |
| 38 | PJR proclaims to the world, "I don't understand scienceimg" World reports little surprise. Update He shouts it again, for emphasis. World remains unsurprised. |
| 38 | That well-known liberal scum Karajou dumbs downimg the Barack Hussein Obama article. (Without any discussion. Anywhere?) Andy revertsimg the . |
| 38 | User: Andy, you're completely wrong about this article's sourceimg Andy: NO! You atheist, classroom prayer censoring, evolutionist!img |
| 38 | Member of minor wiki politely requestsimg that the text cut and pasted from his site be properly attributed, gets banhammeredimg for being a fraud/trollimg. |
| 38 | Obama orders the successful rescue of the captain of a container ship from "Muslim" Somali pirates. This is part of Obama's "Muslim" agenda. Jpatt is a dope. QEDimg |
| 38 | Two /16 blocks in quickimg successionimg push the number of blocked IPs over 16,777,216 - the equivalent of a /8 block! This |
| 38 | A user points out that the exponential growth might not mean what Andy thinks it meansimg Andy misses the pointimgMOAR: User points out that his model is consistentimg and Andy repliesimgclaiming that the user's notion is untestable for conservative words but true for liberals Even MOAR: Banhammerimg |
| 38 | Oh Aschlafly, you really are a complete titimg arent you? |
| 38 | For the first time ever, a mention of the FBI does not lead (so far) to the banhammer, and Karajou displays that he may actually be the biggest idiot at CP when he makes it clear he does not understand the difference between posting information on a wiki and hacking a private email account.img |
| 38 | Jennifer Hudson's seven-year-old nephew is found dead of a gunshot to his head. This must be a gang killing because typical murderers would not harm a child in such a manner.img And Obama was one of only three Illinois senatorsimg (how many Senators does Illinois have?) to vote against barring convicts on bail or probation from having contact with a street gang! (H.B. 1812, which passed anyway, but then was vetoed by Republican governor George Ryan before he was convicted on federal corruption charges.) Not that Obama has anything to do with the death of a kid, but, just sayin'. UPDATE: Obama probably secretly made the bill useless.img |
| 38 | Before engaging in a panegyric to his mother, Andy Schlafly discusses the space race. Highlights reel: referring to the moon landing as a "simulated broadcast of American Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the Moon", and calling Sputnik the first manned spaceflight. Epic fail. UPDATE: Andy corrects his own error (does he read the "place that shall not be named?"): "Sputnik unmanned" |
| 37 | As ever, Andy failsimg to keep up with current developments in science. |
| 37 | Without Bugler, HelpJazz doesn't need to exist, neither. |
| 37 | So the name "Easter" is atheisticimg. Who woulda thunk it? (The name actually has pagan origins, although Conservapedia often regards that word as a synonym for atheistic.) |
| 37 | Remember to log in before you WIGO or TK will find you!!!1! Note: this user was not blockedimg, she simply retired.img And TK's comment? Whoops, memory hole!img Update; MOAR: Another WIGO'erimg falls for the cause! Good contributions, but log in first! TK spends more time here than making substantial edits at CP -- as if there is such a thing! |
| 37 | Youtube creationism nutter Venomfangx signsimg up for CP... and lasts 4 minutesimg. |
| 37 | Our man in the moon: Only Andy can falsify the unfalsifiable!img BREAKING NEWS: An extremely rare occurrence: Andy concedes a pointimg, albeit a "semantic" one. For extra fun, read the entire pageimg where this issue has been brought up two years ago by various users... including Roger Schlafly! |
| 37 | Uh oh, confronting abuse! Quick, support the abuse with more, by initializing threats and intimidation! Jirby unfortunately doesn't understand how things work, and that "MYOB or you will be blocked" is actually "advice". Update: DLerner pipes up and mud gets thrown as PJR and DeanS squabble over Jirby's block. More: It's block war! PJR: Rebuttal? There was none. DeanS: If you have nothing new to say, throw them off with something WAY too long. Bugler has some respectful suggestions for PJR. LearnTogether has another, even more respectful response to The |
| 37 | Andy: Typical middle-America city has terrible high-school graduation rates.img Unfortunately, according to his cited source, that city is not so "typical": it has the worst graduation rates in the country! But hey, anyone could have missed it. It's only the first 13 words of the article. |
| 37 | JPatt, rejecting reality, traipses off into la-la land.img |
| 37 | Ken waxes lyricalimg and a helpful user points out the true meaningimg behind that wonderful ditty. TK then shows his musical appreciationimg. UPDATE: banhammerimg. |
| 37 | Its |
| 37 | User asks if Conservapedia should remove unfair criticism of Wikipedia from articleimg; Andy replies that it is should stay because Wikipedia is fundamentally biased, UNLIKE Conservapediaimg. |
| 37 | Where have all the butterflies gone? Karajou doesn't want to be left out of the fun of destroying CP, so he deletes 36 articlesimg that User:SPastel had created. (Why someone would want to decorate a cesspool with butterflies is a conservative insight we can't fathom.) Anyway, SPastel wanted to change a template, and TK and Karajou couldn't stand that. The discussionimg leading up to this deletion spree and the banhammerimg is fittingly epic. UPDATE jacob the Greek returns with a shout-outimg for the banned doctor. |
| 37 | When confronted about rampant grade inflation in his classimg, Andy has a novel response: 1. My kids don't steal from one another, which is more important than learning history in a history class, and 2. don't worry, you're just looking at homework, when it comes time for them to take the test they'll all failimg. UPDATE: Also, you know you don't have to answer questions from people you don't like, don't you?img |
| 37 | A startling admissionimg from Andy: "I routinely make judgements on matters I have no experience with, based entirely on my prejudices. Moreover, you can never prove me wrong." Then: Philip (almost) tellsimg him he's wrong! |
| 37 | Conservative seems to have an obsession with improving PageRank no matter the costimg. He's even threatening liberals with cow-tipping and cat-shoeingimg. UPDATE Newcomer AlanS gives Kendoll something to mull overimgand Sideways gets in on the act.img Will anyone come to Ken's aid? UPDATE AlanS smacks down Kendoll!img MOAR Andy wins the debate. With extreme prejudice. |
| 37 | Andy finally replies to Phil's glove slapimg... by referring to his "inappropriate bolding,"img and making the same damn arguments for the 18th time. Phil may be learning that you can't argue with a brick wall. Update: TK insists, Phil is a liberal.img Maybe Phil could've won this fight if it were just him against Andy - but throw in Bungler, and TK in Super-Mecha-Brown-Nosing Mode, and it's a hopeless fight. Update #2: TK accuses Phil of "lib'rul deceit," in almost as many words,img while calling Andy a "trusted friend" with whom he has only healthy disagreements (forget that whole 0806 thing). |
| 37 | GLOVE SLAP: POOR BLOCKS RAYMENT ("TALK TALK TALK")! That would be Drudge's headline, for this.img CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: SPECIAL ED'S BLOCK IS "INVALID."img |
| 37 | Ed Poor:Do this!img. BRichtigen:Down with this sort of thingimg. TK:Careful nowimg. BRichtigen:My time is not for thankless pricks!img |
| 36 | CPWebmaster:Tim, we may not be perfect, but we're the best out there - and everyone else will hate you and your moral beliefsimg. Tim: This place makes Jesus AND Reagan look bad by association.img |
| 36 | Andy Schlafly has a "commanding grip of statistical analysis displayed on numerous occasions in the pages of this encyclopaediaimg. news toimg . (For comprehensive lulz, just read the whole talk pageimg.) |
| 36 | Those nasty liberals are at it again; this time they're 'Desensitizing' us by 'creating a homosexual obsession'img...looking at CP's obsessionimg with it, it seems to be working |
| 36 | RobertT fixes Assflea's liberal whitewashimg of Wheaton College. |
| 36 | Yeah, good luck with that, Bert.img |
| 36 | LOOK!!! It's our hard-hitting !!! PLEASE GOD LOOK!!! (I'm so lonely)img |
| 36 | 100 years from May 22nd 2009 in the future the world will be twice as conservative as it is todayimg. Or something. |
| 36 | Evolution in action as Uncle Ed unearths what could be a primitive ancestorimg of modern humor, and revelsimg in the hilarity. |
| 36 | Godspeed,img RJJensen.img UPDATE: Don't touch my Hitler.img Bitch! UPDATE: follows up by downsizingimg the Hitler picture. |
| 36 | Conservapedia, June 2: Chris Christie's a dirty lib-burr-rul RINO;img the people want a conservative!img Conservapedia, June 4: The public wants the true-blue Christie,img not his tax-tax-tax-spend-spend-spend opponent! |
| 36 | Conservative: "Go, Hitler Image Megazord!img Attack the Dawkins article! ...oh snap, peopleimg noticedimg and might de-Hitlerize my work! *locksimg article for all eternity* Lulz." Update: It was just a warningimg shot, but it servedimg its purpose.img Toldja: Braveimg as a Lion, er, Liam, and even Ed tries to aimimg for a compromise... but nope, NONEimg SHALL PASS!img Oh, and the compromise? Agreeimg with Conservative after a brief meeting in the Secret Court! |
| 36 | BRichtigen: Why did you block this guy?img Ed Poor: Same reason I'm blocking you. Goodbye!img Finally, the 90/10 rule is shown it's real purpose: to block whoever we want.img Massive Irony: Ed the math teacher: I try to be careful.img Unaware: Phil is rightimg. O RLY? 90/10! But wait, it's 50/50. UPDATE: Roger returns from the mountain to unblock |
| 36 | The witnesses to the school knife attack could have apprehended the perpetrator with magic chivalry powersimg. |
| 36 | PJR: I better change this template as it is being replaced.img TK: Keep your hands off my fuckin' pages, you liberal Aussie scum.img |
| 36 | How will Conservapedia respond to this?img The Answer: Predictablyimg. Although the exchange with Bugler is surprisingly civil. Update Andy basically admits that yeah, he pretty much made all the figures up. How refreshing. |
| 36 | Shorter TK: CP has no laws, so if a sysop does you wrong, STFUimg and take it. Update: Corry gets provedimg right. Update^2: AlanS lays in front of the banhammerimg in a doomed act of moral protest. |
| 35 | Got separation anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, or "homicidal ideation"? No problem; Dr. Andy will prescribe you some faith pills!img |
| 35 | And with that, our hero executes a perfect Notice the excellent form in demanding others accept his red herring point, his ironic typo while attacking another for being "nonsenical" and his insistence on using the labels he accepts. High degree of difficulty, Full marks!!img UPDATE: Bloxored! Andy wins! |
| 35 | Oh noes: Joaquin Martinez calls CP's one sane editor, good ol' PJR, a vandal!img Response: Having not yet lost his mind from dealing with such insanity on a regular basis, PJR politely asks for an explanationimg. One cannot help but wonder where this man's breaking point is. Update Asked and answered At least there was an apology. Oh wait... |
| 35 | Andy says 'its a scandal, its an outrage' that a man was arrested for trying to hand Bill Ayers a Bible and a copy of Atlas Shruggedimg. Without mentioning, of course, that the article he uses as a citation says the man fully intended to disrupt Ayers' speech, made a "rude gesture" involving his middle finger, resisted arrest, and had previously caused problems at every one of the 4 speeches by Ayers at the same institution. |
| 35 | ASPLODE! Andy explainsimg the "mental problems" statement. Quoth the Assfly himself: "...Public school students have high percentages of mental problems. I doubt that's a coincidence, given what they are taught and told to repeat. Free yourself from that here..." DIPSHIT. |
| 35 | The Schlafly way: "Ah thanks for your service, Lib'rul. Funny though, you must have decided to leaveimg because my awesome midterm shows how awesome and superior conservative learning is."img |
| 35 | Another episode of Schlafly Skimming: Andy bragsimg about how two bloggers have cited Conservapedia. He apparently missed that they were citing the |
| 35 | Andy: A concept in Newtonian physics is a New Conservative Word,img because it "has a basis in Christianity" and Einstein |
| 35 | Abstinence is a sin.img |
| 35 | TK makes clearimg (in case there was any doubt) what the policy is—do not revert an admin, ever. I guess that means they are stuck forever with the crap in their relativity article. MOAR JY23 might not have seen the memoimg. |
| 35 | TK's world: Conservative PASOK wins in Greece!img.....Real World: Socialist PASOK wins in Greece! |
| 35 | Standard Ed Poor: User makes editimg with talk page explanationimg. Ed: Revertimg! Why won't you explain yourselfimg? You are about to be blockedimg! |
| 35 | Mark Sanford |
