Gay agenda
From RationalWiki
The gay agenda is pretty much to get the kids off to school with a decent breakfast, get through the workday without fighting with their boss, and maybe a couple times a week actually sit down with the family for dinner.
Additional (and substantially more nefarious) aspects of the gay agenda include avoiding getting beaten up by rednecks, fired from their jobs, or getting shot by idiots.
Oh, and the agenda also includes finding a nice place to go for a couple of weeks in the summer. The links in the previous sentence were inserted by a gayagendian! Oh noes!!
Anti-American monsters!

