"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), the word "nothing" is not a verb and your long-winded sermon fails to persuade. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and all you do is repeat anti-American lies, so regardless, I'm so confident that you're not a church goer. Open your mind and admit that Obama refuses to salute the flag and that including the phrase "under God" in The Pledge of Allegiance stops Evolution Syndrome. Got news for you: you need to open your mind. Help yourself by opening your mind, before it's too late. The FBI would be happy to do something about you.--Aschlafly 13:04, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
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Explanation[edit]
The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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