Fun:Evolution
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This topic is a pseudoscience, and is not accepted by non-liberals as a valid discipline.
Although it may use scientific technobabble, it does not go well with Biblical literalism.
Remember: just because it sounds right doesn't mean it's actually right.
Evolution is a convoluted theory (just a theory, nothing more!) created by Charles Darwin and his army of anti-American atheists. It states that cows gave birth to whales. Deceitful atheistic scientists created the complicated theory to make fundamentalists feel intellectually inferior when they couldn't quite understand it. Fundamentalists responded by quoting the Bible, a respected peer-reviewed science journal edited by homeschoolers holding PhDs in various scientific fields. The atheistic Darwinists then had one hundred million people killed with their "theory". Also, Christians who believe in evolution aren't true Christians!
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[edit] Criticisms
One of the major criticisms of the Theory of Evolution is that since Darwin's time, the theory has been rewritten, modified and changed in multiple ways, numerous times. This malleability of the facts is proof that the theory is incorrect. Science is an ongoing process and thus invalid when compared to divine inspiration, which got it right first time. According to silly evolutionists, the process of evolution takes millions of years, but everyone knows that the earth is only 6,000 years old! Evolutionists also think all this nonsense happens randomly due to mutations, which makes no sense because mutations are bad, not to mention that several of them and blind chance wouldn't end up with something that was clearly designed.
[edit] Racism
Charles Darwin once knocked into a black guy and didn't say excuse me. Therefore the theory is incorrect. In addition, according to some conservative writers:
[edit] Sexism
Charles Darwin once said "chairman" of the board instead of "chairperson". Therefore, science is evil.
[edit] Homophobia
Charles Darwin once made a gay joke. Therefore, the theory is a creation of pure evil.
[edit] Anteye/Intelecshualisum
Cahlres Dawrin wunce mispeeled teh Wurd antidisestablishmentariuhanism. Therfor. evalushun si rely rely rely notungoodly. Teh bilbe si muhc mor betturh.
[edit] The truth about evolution!
[edit] See also
- Evolution
- CP:Evolution - for a completely non-biased, scientifically correct version of the above.
- Easy to understand explanation of evolution
