DeMyer's Laws

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DeMyer's Laws are a collection of internet laws based on the debating style of Ken DeMyer and are named in his honour.


DeMyer's Zeroth Law of Internet Debating states:

If you are Ken DeMyer, Kdbuffalo, Newton or another of Kenneth DeMyer's aliases, the debate will eventual reach a state where you violate one of the internet laws and you are going to lose.

DeMyer's First Law of Internet Debating states:

Anyone who brings Young Earth Creationism into an argument - that is not about creation, the origins of life or the age of Earth - requires no further serious consideration and is deemed to have lost the argument.

DeMyer's Second Law of Internet Debating states:

Anyone who posts an argument on the internet which contains more than 40% quotations is deemed to have already lost the argument before it has begun.

DeMyer's Third Law of Internet Debating states:

Anyone who posts a picture with a caption which does anything other than describe the picture is deemed to have already lost on the point they were trying to make and it can be ignored.
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