Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein (which means Albert Onestone - haha, this liberals think a stone is smart) was a famous German Helvetian stateless American Jewish physicist[1].
He is famous for discovering the theory of relativity, which is a liberal term for relativism. Relativism means that you agree with abortion because you think that killing a baby is not worse as the death of an elder. Einstein wrote some things about time warp to support baby murder : according to Einstein, you can be older than your twin, which means there is no absolute chronological standard to measure "real" age. All of that was written only for the purpose of murdering babies.
[edit] Lightspeed is constant
Einstein worshiped lightspeed, which, in his eyes, had to be constant, untouchable. This was obviously a way to deny the all-mighty Godspeed.
Einstein thought that the speed of light did not depend on the direction. Later, professor Maurice Went proved that the light used in experiments that confirmed Einstein's views was made of Jewish photons. Maurice Went proved that honest, Christian photons have different speeds because they know they are slower than Godspeed. You can recognize Jewish and Christian photons by studying their polarization.
[edit] Famous quote
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
For the universe, nothing certain is known to date. As for human stupidity, the latest proof can be found in Conservapedia.
[edit] Notes
- ↑ Well, he is allegedly born somewhere, but all this nationality problems show that he was suspect
