Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein (which means Albert Onestone - haha, this liberals think a stone is smart) was a famous German Helvetian stateless American Jewish physicist.[1]
He is famous for formulating the special and general theory of relativity, which is a liberal term for relativism. Relativism means that you agree with abortion because you think that killing a baby is not worse as the death of an elder. Einstein wrote some things about time warp to support baby murder : according to Einstein, you can be older than your twin, which means there is no absolute chronological standard to measure "real" age. All of that was written only for the purpose of murdering babies.
[edit] Lightspeed is constant
Einstein worshiped lightspeed, which, in his eyes, had to be constant, untouchable. This was obviously a way to deny the all-mighty Godspeed.
Einstein thought that the speed of light did not depend on the direction. Later, professor Maurice Went proved that the light used in experiments that confirmed Einstein's views was made of Jewish photons. Maurice Went proved that honest, Christian photons have different speeds because they know they are slower than Godspeed. You can recognize Jewish and Christian photons by studying their polarization.
[edit] Famous quotes
• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
• "The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."[2]
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Well, he is allegedly born
in Honolulu (see Barack Obama)somewhere, but all this nationality problems show that he was suspect - ↑ Einstein's letter to philosopher Erik Gutkind after reading his book, 'Choose Life: The Biblical Call to Revolt'.
